JUST AS THE PILGRIM WIVES DID
Husband: Wife sliced my groin on Thanksgiving
(Thanks to Danny)
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December 03, 2008
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He left to get medical treatment. "A small argument ensued as he was walking out the door," according to the report.
Ya think?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | December 03, 2008 at 10:30 AM
"Small," as in The Vietnam Conflict was a small war.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 03, 2008 at 10:36 AM
*Reflexively puts hands over giblets*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 03, 2008 at 10:37 AM
She made mincemeat out of him....
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 03, 2008 at 10:41 AM
"Carving the bird" has a whole new meaning.
Posted by: marje | December 03, 2008 at 10:42 AM
I'm taking a wild guess here. Perhaps alcohol was involved??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 10:46 AM
*snork* @ Blue's giblets. :)
Posted by: Diva | December 03, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Next time I'm invited to have turkey with all the trimmings, I'm going to have to ask a few questions.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 03, 2008 at 11:04 AM
"Oh yeah, honey, this year I am DEFINITELY carving the turkey..."
Posted by: padraig | December 03, 2008 at 11:05 AM
My first thought was that Siouxie was involved!
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 03, 2008 at 11:05 AM
...and I misread the headline as "...(with MSG)", so I thought cooking was going to be involved as well. Ugh. Lovely story!
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 03, 2008 at 11:08 AM
I'd sling a sweet potato pie at her.
Posted by: CJrun | December 03, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Green Acres is NOT the place to be!
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Jeez, lady, it's Thanksgiving. You're supposed to pull the wishbone, not slice it.
Posted by: Ford79 | December 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Oh, so that's what they're calling it nowadays!
*snork @ Ford*
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 03, 2008 at 11:16 AM
He's a wuss. I'm sure he deserved it.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 11:19 AM
i am confused..is that a pic of the wife or the husband?
Posted by: chaz | December 03, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Anything less than the death penalty for this woman is a travesty of justice.
Posted by: Scott | December 03, 2008 at 11:48 AM
I dunno...I think that might qualify for a larger argument.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 03, 2008 at 12:15 PM
"my wife sliced my groin on thanksgiving" - isn't that a country song?
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 03, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Maybe there wasn't enough white meat to satisfy her.
Yeah, you know whut I'm talkin' about.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 03, 2008 at 01:43 PM
That wasn't the turkey neck.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 02:31 PM
So the wife says she was holding the knife, he reached for it and sliced his junk. By reaching for it. Oh yeah. That makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 03, 2008 at 02:34 PM
Hey LZ, didn't you ever hear the coroner's report on the South American dictator: "He shot himself 98 times in the back with a variety of firearms, pausing only to reload."
Posted by: padraig | December 03, 2008 at 03:00 PM
pad, that reminds me of the musical "Chicago".
"And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times."
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 03:49 PM
That wasn't the turkey neck.
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:31 PM on December 3, 2008
Hell ya, 'twas.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 03, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Maybe she just hankered for a little mountain oyster stuffing.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 03, 2008 at 05:50 PM