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December 23, 2008

IF YOUR TREE STAYS UP FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, SEE YOUR DOCTOR

Erectile aid found to enhance spruce tree roots

(Thanks to DavCat)

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I just want to say that at $16 a pill--or so I've heard--that is going to be one expensive fertilizer solution!

The Mythbusters busted using sildenafil citrate as the best tree... enhancement. Will tadalafil or vardenafil work any better? Someone get Kari on the phone.

Ummm...Don't need pills if Kari is around!

Is that a cone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Still too scaly to be of any practical use . . .

Spruce up your penis!

Soon we'll all be getting spam with "Enhance your tree size!" in the subject line.


YAY! I can post this again! Nice wood.

So it works on many different types of wood?

How many candy canes can you hang on it?

Siouxie, your "My Pictures" folder scares me.

Thanks, Layzee. I think ;-P

I tried this stuff and all it did was make my boughs swell up.

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