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I blame the G*d D*mn mainstream media and their liberal bias.
Posted by: Dick "dick" Cheney | December 01, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Definitely short-timing.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 01, 2008 at 04:32 PM
Well, they didn't have any cards of a Clydesdale dragging a Menorah...
Posted by: pogo | December 01, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Dubya will attempt to set a record of gaffes between now and Jan. 20. I look at it as "The White House Comedy Show." It's fun!
Posted by: eilbeback | December 01, 2008 at 04:46 PM
We're gonna miss you G.W.
Posted by: Kris Kringlestein | December 01, 2008 at 04:47 PM
It's a Hanukkah, Bush.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 01, 2008 at 04:48 PM
Meshugganas
Posted by: gjd | December 01, 2008 at 04:48 PM
I really shouldn't pick on him. Some of my best friends are stupid.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 01, 2008 at 04:48 PM
Kosher simul-sandwich with gjd. Nice mezuzah ya got there.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 01, 2008 at 04:50 PM
*blush* Oy, did I leave that hanging out again? ;-)
Posted by: gjd | December 01, 2008 at 05:13 PM
White House staffers christmas-smuggling scheme exposed,
Millions in cash returned to treasury...
resulting in some staffers being told they were "in danger of loosing christmas bonuses and premium health-care plans"
Posted by: bahoola | December 01, 2008 at 05:15 PM
White House staffers christmas smuggling scheme exposed! Millions in cash returned to treasury.
resulting in some staffers being told they were "in danger of loosing their christmas bonuses and/ or premium health-care plans"
Posted by: bahoola | December 01, 2008 at 05:20 PM
Actually, before he came through Ellis Island his name was Seymour Clausewitz.
Posted by: padraig | December 01, 2008 at 05:20 PM
what?
Posted by: bahoola | December 01, 2008 at 05:21 PM
"Cheney, Cheney, Cheney,
we made you out of clay...."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 01, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Cheney the Golem?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | December 01, 2008 at 05:49 PM
Maybe a card with Bush wearing a yarmulke?
Posted by: pogo | December 01, 2008 at 05:50 PM
*SNORK @ padraig*
Posted by: gjd | December 01, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Er, would you like latkes with that?
Posted by: W. at his next job | December 01, 2008 at 06:00 PM
instead of 'eight crazy nights' ,it's been eight crazy years...
Posted by: insomniac | December 01, 2008 at 06:05 PM
Snork @ insom!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 01, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Are our president learning?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 01, 2008 at 06:33 PM
So what's the big deal?? Don't they call it a "Holiday Tree" now?
Posted by: Annie's stupid friend | December 01, 2008 at 09:31 PM
Also, is it wrong to feel like eating those Barney and Ms. Beasley cookies?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 01, 2008 at 09:35 PM
My daughter was laughing all weekend about the Menorah Cristmas tree ornament she saw in a store.
Since the tree is not a religious symbol are Jews upset at the Clydesdale?
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 01, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Reminds me of a very real book I saw in Border's this evening: Santa's Kwanzaa.
Posted by: lemonysarah | December 01, 2008 at 11:30 PM
M-shark - In one store, I saw an entire 'Christmas' tree covered in Hanukkah ornaments...I even sent in a crapcam photo to Dave. WTFBBkosher?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Pogo, you gave me the best laugh of my day. Thanks
Posted by: Shlbycindy | December 02, 2008 at 01:25 AM
Pogo, you gave me the best laugh of my day. Thanks
Posted by: Shlbycindy | December 02, 2008 at 01:26 AM
you expected something different from these bozos, maybe??
Posted by: queensbee | December 02, 2008 at 07:22 AM