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December 19, 2008

HO HO HO

The ghastliest gifts ever

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(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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It could be worse. THey could be naked Manilow snowglobes.

evil. that was pure evil.

Why is Manilow holding a severed head??

the marg. thatcher nutcracker is great!

This would only be a good gift if you could shake him til he cries.

Steve, That's his ventriloquist dummy. Although why he has his hand up his own a** is a good question.

Braniff, when you get the answer, please be sure to not let us know.

Ah, at last I made Siouxie scream...although I was hoping for "Yesssss!"... *S*

Margaret Thatcher Nutcracker best gift ever!

You better buy my stained glass panorama, pilgrim, or I'll belt you right in the mouth!

Allen, just be thankful I didn't SMACK ya!

Dear Santa: Last year I wrote and asked for Barry Manilow's head on a plate. Perhaps there has been a miscommunication.

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

Siouxie: I'm spankful.

Add my name to those who think the Maggie Thatcher nutcracker is a great gift. They always said she was a b@llbreaker!

Here is a video of "Maggie T" in action.

OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maggie is good, but the Hillary Clinton nutcracker defines the genre. She's wearing a pantsuit, so the nut is really jammed up high...

...and it's a good thing we don't make fun of names, otherwise I'd point out that "The Art of Napkin Folding" is by Gay Gross...

Now, now - give this object a chance. The thought of Barry's head being submerged carries a very strong appeal for me.

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Wait. I don't get it. You think Barry Manilow snow globes are funny? I have like six of them. They're WAY kewl.

In other gay news: Moonbeam Vs. Starr. Tickets now on sale.
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Next year they're coming out with a floaty pen that when you tip it upside down, you can see Manilow's face slide back to the way it was before plastic surgery.

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But, Annie, I can see that on TV. I have Hi-Def.
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John Wayne stained glass. I want one to balance my Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry window. That Winchester shinin' in the mornin' sun.

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