HEY, IT BEATS AIRLINE FOOD

Charred monkey meat found in man's luggage

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Andrew Hoenig)

"Monkey Meat" probably already is the name of a rock band.

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

It must have been in a clear, resealable one quart plastic bag.

[Renee (the First)]

By the end of that flight, that must have been some funky monkey.

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

Beware of the Infected Luggage Monkeys (which WBAGNFARB)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Ditto for Charred Monkey Meat, Baron.

[wiredog]

The original Washington Post story. Also, this story about a woman who hid a sedated monkey under her shirt on a flight.

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[crossgirl]

did he also have great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts? chopped up baby parakeet?

[Cheesewiz]

Little birdies dirty feet.

[Siouxie]

"Touch my monkey meat..."

[Cheesewiz]

At least it wasn't monkey brains. That would have been too much.

[Jeff Meyerson]

And did he forget his spoon?

[Jeff Meyerson]

When charred monkey meat is outlawed...

[Meanie the Blue]

USDA primate.

[oneblankspace]

And they call that airport the Dulles(t).

[DaChew]

I'm thinking "Smuggled Monkey" would work too.