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December 24, 2008

HE WAS LATER FOUND SEVERELY BEATEN BY WHAT APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN SUGAR PLUMS

Man Arrested After Flashing Gang Signs on Santa's Lap

(Thanks to Mollenkamp)

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I wonder if he asked Santa for a Red Ryder BB Gun.

What's the problem?! The dude's full on head-to-toe red, yo! Ol' Nick be a blood, fo sho.

It's bad enough he got caught, but the dude BOUGHT a Santa photo keychain!

Santa has some serious liability problems to start off.

Warning: Barry Manilow was not harmed in the production of the audio segment.

Santa: What do you want for Christmas, young man?

Dude: A K'nex set, Santa. One that makes cool shapes, like this one. See?

Guess he asked Santa for a jail sentence?

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Santa was later killed in a drive-by.

It's hard out there for a pimp. (My fave Oscar song, ever) Even harder for a crack-ho on Christmas Eve.
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"That's straight-up trippin', yo. Kringle had us pimp out his sleigh and then he was frontin' on the Benjamins. I'll bust a cap in some elf ass he don't come up with the roll!"

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