HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run.
Key Parental Explanation: When officers stopped the truck, the man told them he was teaching his son to drive.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and of course Siouxie)

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Dave. I was lead to believe you made your own beer.
Posted by: Jazzzz | December 04, 2008 at 09:49 AM
"Okay son, you put one hand at ten, the other one on beer."
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 04, 2008 at 09:57 AM
Hey. At least he was responsible enough to NOT drive.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 04, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Since he was the only licensed driver in the car he should have been charged with drunk driving, too!
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 04, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Why don't liquor stores deliver? There's a huge market for that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 04, 2008 at 12:40 PM
You mean it's wrong to do that?!
Posted by: Mike | December 04, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Some do, Annie. I'm about to make a delivery for the neighborhood store to make a little extra coin right now, in fact. (Then I start at FedEx tomorrow -- yay employment!)
Posted by: WriterDude | December 04, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Congrats, WD! I've heard lots of good things about FedEx. I'm just surprised liquor delivery isn't more common.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 04, 2008 at 02:34 PM
He probably didn't return reporters calls because the mother was beating the stuffing out of him for not only getting drunk again but letting the kid drive.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 05, 2008 at 12:20 AM