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Sounds like she needs her place carpet bombed.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 01, 2008 at 11:20 AM
14 snakes in her bedroom?? Sounds like a fun frat party.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 01, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Is Fannie Bay related to Fannie Mae?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | December 01, 2008 at 11:39 AM
If there really were 14 of them, I guess they were wall to wall.
Good thing it's not the '70s. Otherwise, she would have had shag rug pythons.
Posted by: 9 | December 01, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Holy cr@p, Fannie! Pack up and MOVE! They have your address!
Posted by: eilbeback | December 01, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Since snakes sense with their flicking tongues, there has to be a licking carpet joke in here somewhere...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 01, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Allen, you have licking fetish? NTTAWWT
Posted by: Siouxie | December 01, 2008 at 01:56 PM
A great name for a carpet python is "DuPont".
Posted by: Tampa Dave | December 01, 2008 at 02:44 PM
OMG - maybe a nest had hatched.
What is WRONG with that country?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 01, 2008 at 04:17 PM
Siouxie, it just seems the posts are leading me that way...and usually the ladies aren't complaining. But you WERE smiling!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 01, 2008 at 04:17 PM
A snake hotline?
Posted by: Planet lady | December 01, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Yeah, you can asp questions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 01, 2008 at 05:23 PM
she needs a
Dyson Bagless Vacuum Cleaner
I suggest:
"The DC16 Animal"
Specifications:Dimensions: 9.3 x 4.3 x 16.89 (HxDxW inches)
Weight: 3.8 lbs.
Suction power: 36 airwatts (constant)
Motor wattage: 21.6 volts. The power of a vacuum cleaner is best measured in airwatts (suction power). Motor wattage simply tells you how much electricity a cleaner uses.
Bin capacity: 0.21 gallon
Cord length: of Charger 5 ft.
Includes:
Motorized brushbar
Combination accessory tool
Crevice tool
Battery
Wall mounted battery charger
Fixing screws
Product manual
Quick start guide
Warranty information
Product registration card
Posted by: bahoola | December 01, 2008 at 05:38 PM
I had a snake in my bedroom one time but I divorced him.
Posted by: Shlbycindy | December 02, 2008 at 01:38 AM