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December 01, 2008

GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

The Carpet Pythons

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)

Comments

Sounds like she needs her place carpet bombed.

14 snakes in her bedroom?? Sounds like a fun frat party.

Is Fannie Bay related to Fannie Mae?

If there really were 14 of them, I guess they were wall to wall.

Good thing it's not the '70s. Otherwise, she would have had shag rug pythons.

Holy cr@p, Fannie! Pack up and MOVE! They have your address!

Since snakes sense with their flicking tongues, there has to be a licking carpet joke in here somewhere...

Allen, you have licking fetish? NTTAWWT

A great name for a carpet python is "DuPont".

OMG - maybe a nest had hatched.

What is WRONG with that country?

Siouxie, it just seems the posts are leading me that way...and usually the ladies aren't complaining. But you WERE smiling!...

A snake hotline?

Yeah, you can asp questions.

she needs a
Dyson Bagless Vacuum Cleaner
I suggest:
"The DC16 Animal"
Specifications:Dimensions: 9.3 x 4.3 x 16.89 (HxDxW inches)
Weight: 3.8 lbs.
Suction power: 36 airwatts (constant)
Motor wattage: 21.6 volts. The power of a vacuum cleaner is best measured in airwatts (suction power). Motor wattage simply tells you how much electricity a cleaner uses.
Bin capacity: 0.21 gallon
Cord length: of Charger 5 ft.
Includes:
Motorized brushbar
Combination accessory tool
Crevice tool
Battery
Wall mounted battery charger
Fixing screws
Product manual
Quick start guide
Warranty information
Product registration card

I had a snake in my bedroom one time but I divorced him.

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