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December 04, 2008

DUH

(Thanks to RussellMc)

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Well color me surprised.

Fortunately, I am "economically independent", as well as handsome,athletic, tall, trim, and all those other trigger words...

;P

"Spraydate?" What is that - a dating site for skunks?!

*wonders how to get a grant to fund research on why most women like chardonnay*

This study explains the behaviour of the swinging Tortoise and the orangutan.

It's called The Hefner Effect.

Gee, Allen. Such a catch you are. Lemme guess...hung like a horse?

whut?? Young wimmin wanna know ;-P

"Large nose with multiple organisms..."

Better than SpayDate Diva.

Dang! Forgot a comma. There goes "Touting my intelligence."

Hah! Scientists!

Next they'll be telling us that attractive young women like men who spend insane amounts of money on them! I mean, really, what do they take us for?

Siouxie: (Lovitz voice) Yeah, that's it...Like a horse!...No, wait, like a bull!...Did I mention the mansion?...

Siouxie, he must be hung like a horse. He said 'Trigger' words.

....what do they take us for?
Posted by: padraig | 03:23 PM on December 4, 2008

In your case, about $187.23.

Hey Annie, life savings is life savings.

And she kept the pickle jar that I had the pennies in, too!

Looks can be receiving.

Hah! Scientists!

Next they'll be telling us that attractive young women like men who spend insane amounts of money on them! I mean, really, what do they take us for?

Posted by: padraig | 03:23 PM on December 4, 2008

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Probably the same nutty boffins that tell us that size matters. Crazy huh??

*snork* @ Siouxie. Yeah, that's just crazy. Sheesh....
....cough...
Well, anyway....

Trigger leads to a comment about stuffing...

Annie, you want me to do something about that cough?!?

Men in all categories prefer younger partners.
My son prefers them older.
He's 8.

Also, are we not commenting on the fact that the researcher's name is Johnsson?

Don't mind Annie, Allen. She's probably choking on something.

Annie?? Relax. Take a deep breath and swallow.

you know what drives me absolutely CRAZY? did you listen to paul and ron yesterday, siouxie?

they've got a new guy on staff whose gf is still in detroit and apparently bar-hopping while she waits to come down here (giving excuses why she can't come down til next week)... but in the course of discussing this, someone said "she can't afford to come down here, but she's got money to go to bars?" and her bf said: "oh, she's really hot, she doesn't need money!"

now, tell me, what self-respecting woman, hot or not, goes to a bar and lets men buy her drinks when she's got a boyfriend?

seriously. not one person on that show (they're all male) sees anything unusual or wrong about THAT. and that is what is wrong with america today.

period.

Walleye, never! Hmmph!
(Sorry, still riffing on the fish puns a few posts back)

Guess this is snot a good time to mention a total stranger bought me a shot last night?

heh! judi said staff.

Nope. I didn't listen yesterday but...does it surprise you that anyone on there thinks that way??

Don't most men expect to get something in return for paying your bar tab?? He's the idiot that things the GF is just drinking.

now, tell me, what self-respecting woman, hot or not, goes to a bar and lets men buy her drinks when she's got a boyfriend?

seriously. not one person (all male) on that show sees anything unusual or wrong about THAT. and that is what is wrong with america today.

period.

Posted by: judi, former employee | 03:59 PM on December 4, 2008

I think there is a little more wrong with America today that just that, judi, though I agree (mostly) with your sentiments.

Those guys probably think the pole dancers who take their money really like them too.

things = thinks

Annie, you bar slut!

Hey, now. I didn't accept the drink. And my bf was there. He was just on stage at the time....with the pole.

"a shot" - oh well.

"going to bars without any money, night after night, because you are going to let men buy drinks for you, which you are entitled to do, because you are cute" - ugh.

Annie's bf is a pole dancer?? whooonooo?

The fiddle player is polish. Yeah, that's it.

Seriously, judi. That's pretty low.

*walks over to the blog bar*

*hair flip*

*waits*

*hears sound of crickets chirping*

*sighs*

Ok...quittin' time!! Laters ;-)

Just as low as the boys buyin' the drinks. Ick.

and her bf said: "oh, she's really hot, she doesn't need money!"

Guys will brag about the darndest things.
Sounds like this guy has taken way too many stupid pills. And they're working.

Soo, let me get this straight. They read 400 personals and called that a 'study'? I once spent @ hours a day with my head hanging under water from a life raft, watching horseshoe crabs fornicate, for weeks!

And let me tell you, male horseshoe crabs are a bunch of gigolos and they never buy the gals drinks.

Bingo, Tel. WHAT an idiot.

CJ, no matter what they still get crabs in the end, so what's the point?

I'm just looking for someone who will let me sleep in the same room, but Mrs Loudmouth won't let me date.

... in the end?! *snork!*

Why do no ugly people place personal ads? It's uncanny!

women are supposed to pay for their own drinks?!? what next? open their own doors? *shudders* the horror, the horror.

i am just shocked. i thought they appreciated us for our brains.

queenie, I thought it was my effervescent personality. Go figure.

You've got to cut back on all that Alka-Selzter™, Siouxie. Either that, or quit drinking Diet Coke and eating Mentos.

As a single 39 chick, I'm screwed.

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