'DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE?'
Boulder Police: Stolen undergarment gallery online
The gallery is here. For the record: we do not recognize anything.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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December 03, 2008
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I'm guessing Missing Item #18 was taken from CJ's house.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 03:40 PM
I notice that you did not link this article because of Mr. Cox's name, Dave. I'm so glad you stick to your principles!
Posted by: Diva | December 03, 2008 at 03:42 PM
I just can't imagine the person who would step up and claim their undies after this.
Posted by: Diva | December 03, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Ew. I think most people would not want them back.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 03, 2008 at 03:47 PM
No. 035 looks like uncomfortable underwear.
Posted by: Danny | December 03, 2008 at 03:48 PM
How do you wear #11?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 03:51 PM
Hmmmm, see my cheerleader uniform, but don't see the spankies. Wonder why they're not pictured ????
Posted by: Telecomdropout | December 03, 2008 at 03:53 PM
#11 might be mine.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 03, 2008 at 03:54 PM
Fruit of the Loon.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 03, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Hmm. I thought I had gotten rid of my purple granny panties. We'll I'll be.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 03:56 PM
"Cox" is bad enough. But the police contacts are "Jane Harmer" and "P.J. Shields." Any relation to Panty Shields?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 03, 2008 at 03:59 PM
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I like the way the cops co-ordinated the undies, rather than just throwing them all together. I wonder if the cops washed them, first? I didn't see any tobacco stains. You'd think a perv would want soiled undies, y'know?
Wonder which cop was responsible for the "alleged" undies after they were apprehended. You know, chain of custody and all. Bet it was a lady cop. A guy wouldn't have washed 'em. Betchya.
Aaah, another case solved. Back to the blog mines. Didjya hear the one about the rental Navy?
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 03, 2008 at 04:00 PM
This is why one should not wear undies. God only knows how many panty pervs are out there.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 03, 2008 at 04:02 PM
*checks drawers (Har!)* Nope, Sio, not mine.
Posted by: CJrun | December 03, 2008 at 04:13 PM
Siouxie has a point...
Posted by: oldmanatee | December 03, 2008 at 04:13 PM
engaging in a sexual act by himself with women’s underwear
Step right up. Reclaim your unmentionables. Hello? Bueller?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 03, 2008 at 04:20 PM
*snork* @ CJ
Posted by: Telecomdropout | December 03, 2008 at 04:23 PM
The thief stole cheerleading outfits AND undies. That narrows the victims down to cheerleaders who wear undies. Can't be THAT hard to find the owners.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 03, 2008 at 04:34 PM
Maybe he was going to start a used lingerie store called Wesley's Secret is Out.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 03, 2008 at 04:37 PM
"Anyone with information about Cox..."
Really? With a story like this?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | December 03, 2008 at 05:31 PM
*checks drawers for drawers* Whew! Yep, all there...
Posted by: eilbeback | December 03, 2008 at 05:58 PM
I'm just going to teach my daughter not to wear any underwear at all in order to avoid lecherous behavior from taking place.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 03, 2008 at 07:50 PM
A headline below the article is "Front Range Briefs." Apparently, this is nothing unusual in Colorado.
Posted by: 444 | December 03, 2008 at 08:45 PM
I lost a black bra about six months ago, and it's still missing. I'm not saying where...or when...or how...or what I might have been doing when said bra went AWOL. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 03, 2008 at 09:55 PM