CSI: TOPEKA

Police are looking for a woman who used what's believed to have been hairspray as a weapon in a botched purse-snatching in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

(Thanks to Cynthia Cunningham)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

When hairspray is outlawed...

[Braniff]

What a maroon. Oh, wait, that's the color of her van.

[KJP]

Give me your purse or I'll destroy the ozone layer!

[Allen at Division]

She brought hairspray to a Mace fight!

[oldmanatee]

The suspect's name is Miss Clairol, she has strawberry blond hair (stock # 14b).
Her accomplice is only known as Maybellene.

[Siouxie]

I hope she gets a stiff sentence.

[eilbeback]

Police said the would-be thief on Saturday night first asked a 25-year-old shopper for directions

Thank goodness it's safe to go to Walmart (not Wal-Mart anymore) Sundays through Fridays! The parking lot should be cleared of all would-bes then.

[crazy_lazy_bear]

From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

Trillian: I have the president and I will kill him, I swear I will.
Jeltz: Could that actually kill him?
Questular Rontok: I don't think so. It's an aerosol can.

[MOTW]

If you keep making that face, it's going to freeze like that! *pshhhht*

[Product Woman]

Stop me before I spray again!

[Cat R]

Ah, pfft. Most women have inhaled enough hairspray in a lifetime to permanently starch their lungs, not to mention eyeballs.

My mother used to start each day in a cloud of fog. For me, Aqua-Net is one of those childhood smells right up there with oatmeal cookies and homemade pie.