CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
They call him... Plate Face
Key Excerpt:
The caper began near Reading when a man, wearing a paper plate over his face, emerged out of the frost-filled darkness around 3:15 a.m. to stand at the front door of the Pricestone Sunoco... When the man approached the counter, the suspicious clerk informed him that he had to remove his paper mask before she could serve him.
"The actor mumbled and placed a note on the counter which told her to give him money and act normal," police said.
Right. A guy wearing a paper plate on his face telling you to "act normal."
(Thanks to DavCat)

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Which fork do you use when robbing a Sunoco station?
Posted by: Jazzzz | December 04, 2008 at 09:27 AM
He probably ran out of panties.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 04, 2008 at 09:53 AM
Was there a cow jumping over the moon? Did he run away with the spoon? Just inquiring...
Posted by: Jan Croz | December 04, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Geezer Alert question: Wasn't Plate Face a Dick Tracy villain?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 04, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Disguised as the Rooty Tootie from Denny's obviously.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 04, 2008 at 05:32 PM