CREEPING FASCISM IN GERMANY
Now they're saying you can't test-drive a display toilet.
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...sigh....
Police (& Heinz) have nothing to go on.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 03:04 PM
The place was a dump anyway.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 03:05 PM
I'll bet they're relieved that's over.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 02, 2008 at 03:05 PM
So apparently it was a no-flow terlet...
Posted by: Afkat | December 02, 2008 at 03:16 PM
One of my all-time favorite Gahan Wilson cartoons shows a scowling old lady sitting down on something (you can't see what) in the fixtures department of a Sears-like store, with an anxious-looking salesman saying, "I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only!"
So it's quite funny to see that cartoon come to life. ..fritz..
Posted by: fritzworth | December 02, 2008 at 03:17 PM
what a dumb a$$.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 02, 2008 at 03:24 PM
After a search of the store, the found Kessel desperately trying to flush the display toilet.
Now personally I'd have skedaddled pronto if I were the guy, but that's just me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 02, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Hope they had four more identical models in the back. Because we all know that four of a kind beats a flush...
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 02, 2008 at 03:27 PM
I hate when that happens.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 02, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Cops are out of control. They just arrested Dora the Explorer, charging her with trespassing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 02, 2008 at 04:35 PM
True story. My daughter, as a toddler, did this same thing while I was in the check out line of Home Depot. Never, ever take your eyes off a toddler for even a moment.
Now Home Depot displays their commodes from up high.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 02, 2008 at 04:51 PM
Number 1 or number 2? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | December 02, 2008 at 05:00 PM
No, that's ok. Really.
Posted by: Inquiring Mind | December 02, 2008 at 05:49 PM
#1. And Whew. But when toilet training a toddler, one finds the need to praise them for such deeds. Even if one is, at that very moment, dying of embarrassment.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | December 02, 2008 at 05:53 PM
One thing you can say, that guy does not have a bashful bladder. The lack of privacy didn't tip him off that it wasn't the privvy?
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 02, 2008 at 09:54 PM