BE ON THE LOOKOUT
Man's mag loses 130,000 plastic breasts
Key Magazine Name: "Ralph"
(Thanks to DavCat, sjhaller, Carlo and Baron vonKlyff)
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December 02, 2008
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"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.
Somehow I doubt that's where they went.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 02, 2008 at 09:23 AM
They're headed to the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Posted by: Braniff | December 02, 2008 at 09:27 AM
"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."
I've certainly seen my fair share of washed up breasts on the beach.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 09:37 AM
I'm thinking about the most fun adult inflatable Moon Bounce ride EVER!
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 02, 2008 at 09:41 AM
Imagine the headline:
Breasts come ashore. French surrender immediately.
It could happen.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 09:49 AM
I think their hopes of ever getting them back are over inflated.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 02, 2008 at 09:56 AM
I'm guessing that the shipping container was never filled with anything but empty promises.
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 02, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Mais non, Siouxie, if this survey can be believed the French will never surrender...
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 02, 2008 at 10:07 AM
I saw that, Steve. That just means they're the biggest weiners ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 10:13 AM
No, Sioux, just the biggest liars.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Didn't 130,000 Breastesses open for 10,000 Maniacs in 91?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 02, 2008 at 11:42 AM
I think it was Brazilian Breastesses.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Don't they usually travel in pairs?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 02, 2008 at 12:49 PM
So, um, what happened when they asked the ship's captain and crew, "Where's our bloomin' boobies?" Seems like an odd omission in the story.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 02, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Mam's overboard!!!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 02, 2008 at 03:19 PM
*snork* at Layzee...
There's a website for truck spills. Let me see if I can find it. Ah, here it is. I guess it wouldn't cover spills at sea, though. But it might be a good place to post the pics once they do wash up.
I imagine they would look like jellyfish. Without the tentacles.
Posted by: Cat R | December 02, 2008 at 04:18 PM