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December 19, 2008
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That's some tork you got there.
Posted by: Punkin | December 19, 2008 at 08:10 AM
Does it strike anyone else as odd that the website is named BNET, which of couse anagrams to BENT?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 19, 2008 at 08:32 AM
Meanie - That picture is of "elbows". The picture in my mind is very disturbing.
(What else is new.)
Posted by: Punkin | December 19, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Any time the words "penis" & "injection" are used in the same article, it CAN'T be good.
No, Sir.
Posted by: lurker | December 19, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Yeah, well, plumbers are a bit of a disturbed lot themselves. Who else besides sex industry workers deals with nipples, ballcocks, snakes, throats, goosenecks and heaven knows what other anatomical bits?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 19, 2008 at 08:44 AM
Glad you, um, straightened that out yourself, Linda.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 19, 2008 at 08:57 AM
so i guess we will no longer have to alert the media if we see a more than 4-hour stiffy.
Posted by: queensbee | December 19, 2008 at 09:02 AM
This site and this site both suggest that the site for the injection needs to be the penis itself, a sure drawback to sales.
Uh, no, not gonna go there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 19, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Kinky . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | December 19, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Can't you just yank it straight?? Surely it's better than an injection.
*hides*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 19, 2008 at 09:20 AM
The rumor among doctors that the various women who said that they could identify specific "peculiarities" about Bill Clinton's "pipe" were talking about Peyronie’s disease.
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 19, 2008 at 09:25 AM
To hell with that!
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock | December 19, 2008 at 09:29 AM
rat tails? is that a euphemism?
Posted by: crossgirl | December 19, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Why are you all looking at me?
Posted by: Joe the Plumber | December 19, 2008 at 10:31 AM
So, what happens to that pipe after they inject the drug?
Now THAT would make a fine YouTube.
Posted by: padraig | December 19, 2008 at 11:45 AM
♫♫ There was a crooked man...♫♫
Posted by: Cat R | December 19, 2008 at 12:34 PM
*sings with Cat*
♫ Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me...twice on the pipes, if the answer in noooooo♪
Posted by: Siouxie | December 19, 2008 at 01:38 PM