AT LEAST HE HAD THE LEGAL SAVVY NOT TO MAKE WEEWEE ON THE BENCH
Key Judge's Ruling: "I'm going to consider your bark as an acknowledgment of what I just told you."
(Thanks to DavCat)
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Can we use the BOokMeter to say how stupid Mr. Woof was, and the odds that this happened in Florida?
I wish I knew which DD this happened at since we frequent one in Delray Beach.
*arf*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 06, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Sorry, that should be "BooBMeter"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 06, 2008 at 11:22 AM
BAD defendant! No parole!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 06, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Send him to my boot camp, I'll rehabilitate him.
Posted by: Caesar Milan | December 06, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Looks like he's in the doghouse now.
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 06, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Judge: "You know how things are gonna be in the slammer, right Mr. Herard??
Herard: "RUFF!!"
Posted by: Siouxie | December 06, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Arf! Arf!
Posted by: daisymae | December 06, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Arf! Arf!
Posted by: daisymae | December 06, 2008 at 01:12 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!
(woof)
Posted by: CJrun | December 06, 2008 at 03:19 PM
I'm guessing there's going to be more than leg humping in prison.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 06, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Just got my eyeglasses back today, and haven't quite adjusted yet. I read, "shotgun-wedding robber".
Which made no sense, but unsurprisingly, didn't matter.
Posted by: Cat R | December 06, 2008 at 04:37 PM
*barks @ Cat, chases her up a tree*
Posted by: CJrun | December 06, 2008 at 04:50 PM
*hisssss*
Posted by: Cat R | December 06, 2008 at 05:06 PM
Cat, I saw the same thing, but have no excuse :-(
Posted by: Jazzzz | December 06, 2008 at 06:19 PM
"Tharod" and "Calvin Weatherspoon"?
Posted by: Guin | December 06, 2008 at 06:43 PM
*4th Quarter*
GOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!!!!
Posted by: CJrun | December 06, 2008 at 07:04 PM
"what's that lassie?, timmy wants a plea bargain?"
Posted by: insomniac | December 06, 2008 at 07:18 PM
OK, Texas Tech fans, it's us together in the Big Dance. Absolutely amazing game!
Now I have to finish cooking dinner!
Posted by: CJrun | December 06, 2008 at 07:28 PM
Donuts! My favorite thing!
Posted by: Dog | December 06, 2008 at 07:48 PM
Oops, I misread; apparently Oklahoma still has a chance and that's not settled. I wouldn't bet against Oklahoma, I just saw Texas Tech listed on the TV and thought that was settled.
I keep hearing USC is the best team, but somehow they're not even one of the other two left. Maybe USC is just the last place left with a large concentration of reporters.
Posted by: CJrun | December 06, 2008 at 07:57 PM
CJ, unless an upset occurs in the Big 12 championship game, I'm betting your Gators will be playing Oklahoma.
Posted by: Just Ducky | December 06, 2008 at 08:30 PM
The defendant then sat on the floor in the middle of the courtroom. What he did next prompted the judge to say, "Amazing. I thought only dogs could do that. Thirty days for contempt of court."
Posted by: Ernie G | December 06, 2008 at 10:29 PM
I hope that didn't involve "scooting'.
Posted by: SandyEggo | December 06, 2008 at 11:05 PM
You had to bring up the scooting issue, Sandy? *shudder*
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 06, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Roll over, fetch, good boy. Bailiff, put him on a leash and back to the pound.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 07, 2008 at 12:05 AM
Hey Lucy; I think he's single!
Posted by: CJrun | December 07, 2008 at 04:48 AM
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That judge is ruff. Ruff, I tell ya. Just ruff.
My fans dawg me.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | December 07, 2008 at 07:21 AM
"Robber's eyes glazed in Dunkin' Donut trial"
Posted by: KLeC | December 07, 2008 at 08:42 AM