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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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I'm highly curious why they have a photo of Stan Lee from The Incredible Hulk. I mean, if they want to show the effects of cosmic rays, why not show "The Thing" from The Fantastic Four?
Posted by: Diva | December 04, 2008 at 04:59 PM
But those Space Hangovers (WBAGN....) are a beetch!
Posted by: Margaritaville | December 04, 2008 at 05:07 PM
Gets you good and high, though.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 04, 2008 at 05:12 PM
In space, no one can hear you burp.
Posted by: CJrun | December 04, 2008 at 05:17 PM
Use Space Beer responsibly.
Please don't drink and derive.
Posted by: Gabrielle Birchak | December 04, 2008 at 06:36 PM
HEARD AT THE USS ENTERPRISE BAR:
Kirk: "Hey Bones, grab me a space beer will ya?"
McCoy: "Damnit, Jim. I'm a doctor not a bartender!"
Scotty: *burp*
Spock: *rolling eyes* "Humans."
Posted by: Siouxie | December 04, 2008 at 07:28 PM
Is it TRULY space beer???? I think to qualify, you can't just include space barley. Because, as the old Coors commercial said, "It's the (space) water"
Posted by: frodolives | December 04, 2008 at 08:38 PM
Wouldn't be of much use for our shuttle astronauts - they let the bottle opener float away.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 05, 2008 at 07:15 AM
You don't want to know where the water came from. Remember the urine purifiers??
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 05, 2008 at 07:41 AM
Just a Romulan Ale for me, thanks...
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 05, 2008 at 09:32 AM