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November 19, 2008

YOU MAY THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN IN PRISON IS

You are wrong.

Advisory: Do not click this link before breakfast. Or, after.

("Thanks" to RussellMc)

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ugh, ugh.

Two things you never want to read in a story:

Disfigured Groin
Replacement Penis

Of course, if you're looking for names of bands, that's a different story.

A scorned woman involved here somewhere, I'll bet...

What was the bacteria in for?

And: "Surgeons made a replacement penis with skin from his thigh."

So, now does pee squirt out of his thigh?

did they re-make the penis with several pounds of flesh ?

What? no pictures?

oh yeah... urp

*Wonders whatever happened to good ol' crabs*

Replacement Penis WBAGNFABackupband.

*SNORK* @ Jeff

I guess this is one way to get the other guy off his back. Er. Maybe not.... ><

Yikes! Glad there weren't any pics. My imagination is bad enough.

Yeah. Basically, he's done for in that category. Ain't no amount of money going to bring that back.

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