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November 28, 2008

WHY THIS BLOG SUPPORTS STRICT REGULATION OF THE SALE OF MARS BARS

A man who says he eats 10 Mars bars a day has claimed a lack of sugar prompted him to attack his girlfriend when she wore big, Bridget Jones-style knickers instead of a G-string, a British court has heard.

(Thanks to Cyberick and DavCat)

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Oh, Mars Bars? Sorry, I thought you wanted Sknickers.

*searches drawers (PUN!) for large knickers after yesterday's feast* WHUT!?

Beware of them grannie panties!

What about regulating the sales of Bridget Jones-style knickers?

Snickers with Almonds® is the Mars Bar® in these United States. Apparently the name didn't get the cash registers ringing as much as the better known Snickers® name.

My husband and I once met a Brit on a trail in Canada who was eating only Mars bars because he was "reducing"--dieting. He hiked for about 10 miles every day, and ate nothing else. He was very nice, and didn't hit anyone, even though I'm pretty sure no one was wearing a G-string under their hiking gear.

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