WHEN PLASTIC CANDY CANES ARE OUTLAWED
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
This is why I have gun "ornaments" stuck in my front yard.
Posted by: Mike | November 30, 2008 at 10:36 AM
I'm going to need a plastic candy cane.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 30, 2008 at 11:37 AM
No arrest for using a congealed weapon?
*Apologies to Annie's Grandma*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 30, 2008 at 01:00 PM
i was wondering when the "outlawed......outlaws" meme began?
was it around the same time as "the dog ate my mother's toes" or before then?
Posted by: Occam's Lady Schick | November 30, 2008 at 08:53 PM