WE ASSUME HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to funniegrrl, who says "Nice try")
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"Spokesman Darrel DeBusk said Flynn is of smaller stature and managed to get his hands in front of him, despite them being handcuffed behind his back. DeBusk said Flynn then kicked a ventilation panel out of the cage between the back and front seats and squeezed through the hole he made."
All this while unnoticed and unheard by the officers? Must have stopped at a Krispy Kreme on the way in.
Posted by: WriterDude | November 12, 2008 at 05:27 PM
Hah! I grew up in Knoxville. The only question is which Krispy Creme it was.
I live in Houston nowadays. A few years ago, an HFD ambulance, lights and siren going, was transporting a 5-year-old boy to the hospital, when the driver stopped at a donut shop to pick up a dozen or so. He was fired.
Posted by: Phil | November 12, 2008 at 05:36 PM
See, this guy raised the bar -- it is no longer enough just to have a Florida driver's license; now you need to have a suspended license!
Posted by: klezmerphan | November 12, 2008 at 05:50 PM
Phil, that raises a serious question:
What kind of donuts did he buy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 12, 2008 at 06:36 PM
they buy one kind specifically before they beat the snot out of a suspect...it's called 'cruller unusual punishment'!
Posted by: insomniac | November 12, 2008 at 07:39 PM
*snork @ insom*
Posted by: Cat R | November 12, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Jeff:
A local chain--Shipley's
Posted by: Phil | November 12, 2008 at 08:24 PM
WE ASSUME HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
...and a Maine DL, and a New Jersey DL, and a Tennessee DL,...
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 12, 2008 at 10:44 PM
At this point, police believe the officers involved in the arrest acted properly.
If they had acted any more properly, they'da SHOT him...
Posted by: eilbeback | November 13, 2008 at 08:25 AM
.
The boy showed initiative, and real spunk.
I hate spunk.
It gets on the seats.
Don't get this on the seats. It's poison. But it's food. But it's poison.
.
Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 14, 2008 at 07:27 PM
wow, this guy must be some kinda ninja, either that or the cops were just ignoring him
Posted by: New Smyrna Beach crime scene cleanup | November 18, 2008 at 05:14 PM