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November 17, 2008

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they are attacking our lobbyists with deer.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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"He tended to his groin injury with a paper binder clip, cotton and disinfectant, so he could make it to a long-planned meeting with Maryland House Speaker Michael Busch in Annapolis, close to 40 miles away."
*eyeroll*


Wow, a female with antlers? Those are the meanest kind . . .

I read this as...attacking our lobbyists with beer.

"Yuffie, who was barking at her,"
(quote belongs above)


"It impaled me in the groin area. ...

Genn said his mind flashed to the tragic death of "Crock Hunter" Steve Irwin and he realized he had to prevent getting stabbed in a vital organ.

If he stabbed in the groinal area, he was hit in a vital organ...

However, I bet the dog was cheering for the deer after being named "Yuffie"

*snork* @ "Republican deer."

I remember an old Southern football coach giving an injury report, saying one of his players was injured in the "groinal area". He then went to say, "Man, it hurts when you get hit in the groinals." No truer words were ever spoken.

I'm surprised a Republican deer would still have antlers at this time of year. After the election and all.

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I never trusted that f*ckin' Bambi, with the doe eyes and all that.
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Nice of the hospital to allow tasteful photographs in the ER!...

Beer nuts cost $1.49. Deer nuts are under a buck.

When I was attending the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, CA in the mid '80s, one of my classmates - a Marine - was attacked by one of the smallish California coastal deer one night as he was riding his bike down a trail along DLI's perimeter fence. The Marine wasn't seriously injured by the deer - which he described as a six-point buck - but with all the ribbing he took, he very nearly died of embarassment in the aftermath of the "assault..."

He's bleeding in the photo! Aaaggghhh!!

Woah woah woah.... nice update Cat. *shudders*
Definitely a vital organ. Eww AND Oww.

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