THEY SHOIULD HAVE PUT HER IN A CLEAR, RESEALABLE, ONE-QUART PLASTIC BAG
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
sing along!
"Grandma got rerouted by the airline...
On her way to Tampa from {somewhere}.."
Posted by: Braniff | November 20, 2008 at 09:29 AM
*yanks Dave's 'i' from up there*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Yeah, where did USAir misplace the granma?
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 20, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Why was she waiting for Gramma at baggage claim? It's her own fault for checking the old lady at the curb, instead of buying her a seat. I mean, after you pay the fees for excess weight on the baggage, a seat would have cost about the same.
Posted by: 9 | November 20, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Hey, quit whining, Granny got a free trip to Puerto Rico. You should be paying us!
Posted by: US AIrways | November 20, 2008 at 10:55 AM
If packaged right, this could be a hell of a service for many relatives.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 20, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Per 9's comment:
*Pictures the wheelchair emerging from the top of the chute, rolling down the slope of the conveyor, slamming into the edge of the carousel, and then going around and around waiting to be picked up*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 11:27 AM
"I'd like to purchase the 'Mother-in-law Special'-one-way ticket to Reno via Venezuela."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 12:07 PM
I think Judi Shoiuld be fired!
Posted by: Moe | November 20, 2008 at 12:40 PM
*slaps Moe*
Doink!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 01:23 PM