THE UPSIDE IS, HE'LL RECEIVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thansk to WriterDude)
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November 25, 2008
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ATM = All Terrain Moron
Posted by: Cat R | November 25, 2008 at 10:03 AM
This machine charges a 7 to 10 year sentence for full cash and equipment withdrawals. Do you accept this charge?
<----- Yes
<----- No
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 25, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Maybe they should just send him to Leavenworth. Oh wait, he's already there.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 25, 2008 at 10:52 AM
He won't even need to change his address/zip code when they move him to his new residence!
Posted by: gp | November 25, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Step 1: Drop ATM off cliff
Step 2: Watch money fly away with the wind
Step 3: There is no #3, but if there WAS, it would be: Go to jail. (Do not pass Go...)
Posted by: eilbeback | November 25, 2008 at 12:10 PM
"My Lord, I've got a cunning plan...."
Posted by: Lord Percy Percy | November 25, 2008 at 01:27 PM
"Officers said the suspect suffered serious injury (one broken ego?), but he is expected to survive (all the teasing in jail)."
shoddy journalism - they only printed half of the officers quotes.
Posted by: azred | November 25, 2008 at 02:17 PM
NICE.
Posted by: Tiffany | November 25, 2008 at 09:55 PM
WD, you should say "no, no need to thansk me." Or maybe not, in case Mr. Language Person's (not Persons's) spell-chunker is feeling under the whether.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 25, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Yeah, dwv, I spotted that too, but in the end I decided to let it get buried rather than strain too hard to make a Popeye joke. ;-)
Posted by: WriterDude | November 26, 2008 at 10:09 AM
In fact, WD, that's an elite club you've joined. A Blogcite with a typo. Ranks up there with (Melvil) Dewey's triumph over Truman (Capote), I'd say.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | November 26, 2008 at 10:55 AM