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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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King: Did he get pregnant right out of the box?
right IN the box, larry.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 19, 2008 at 07:44 AM
LOL @ crossgirl!
Posted by: Punkin | November 19, 2008 at 09:04 AM
cg beat me to the best possible line, dang it.
Look for the new book Heather Has Two .... er, I'll Get Back To You On That
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 19, 2008 at 09:40 AM
*snork* @ cg!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 19, 2008 at 09:56 AM
I'm not a doctor, but I've watched enough TV to know that if you have a uterus, a vajajay, and give birth through said vajajay that you are, um, a woman.
Posted by: Hmmm... | November 19, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Unless other people say you are not, and then they are always right, whoever "they" are.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 19, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Amazingly, he's more "normal" than Mr. Pregnant.
http://www.youtube.com/results?um=1&resnum=0&tab=v1&safe=off&revid=690597202&q=mr+pregnant&sa=N&ie=UTF-8
Posted by: Clown Puppy | November 19, 2008 at 10:24 AM
But can s/he count?
King: How long have you been together?
Nancy: Eleven, going on 12.
Thomas: Yes, going on 11.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 19, 2008 at 10:49 AM
From a few posts back...
Is there a Stupidity Magnet? Because Oregon.....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 02:39 PM on November 18, 2008
You know, on second thought, Annie was right.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 19, 2008 at 11:38 AM
I'll second Hmmm... If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's not an aardvark. This "guy" irks me to no end.
Posted by: Braniff | November 19, 2008 at 02:58 PM
"You know Larry, originally I thought it was a great idea when my wife said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom. . ."
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 19, 2008 at 04:40 PM
Cheryl - you're quick.
So they'll probably make you move out of Oregon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 19, 2008 at 09:57 PM
Hmph. Seems perfectly normal to me.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 19, 2008 at 11:55 PM