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November 28, 2008

SPORTS UPDATE

Couple has sex in bathroom as crowd cheered them on and their significant others watched Minnesota-Iowa game

Key Police Quote: He said it was the first time in his six years at the U that his force has interrupted a sex act during a Gophers game.

(Thanks to Onterrible and Philip Snyder)

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Disgraceful.

"It's a long drive back to Iowa."

Ya THINK?!

Sounds to me like all the Gopher fans were getting screwed having to watch a 55-0 trouncing. I'll bet the action in the handicapped stall was a LOT more entertaining.

I'm only surprised his wife didn't disown him on the spot. But then, the ritual disemboweling probably came later.

I hope it was worth it.

And yes, Alcohol was definitely involved.

They must have been really drunk, as anybody who has been into a bathroom at any sporting event can testify.

Guess they wanted to gopher it.

"Mommy, how did you and Daddy meet?"

"Oh, you've heard that story a thousand times."

"I know, but I never tire of it!"

"Okay, so I was at a football game and thought I might need to throw up, when there, in a handicap toilet, was some guy I had tripped into in the beer line earlier..."

makes me proud to be an Iowan.

There is a follow-up article where she A) blames her friends for serving her too much wine, and B) blames the guy for taking advantage of her while she was drunk.
I am sure that in some way, each of us here are somehow responsible for her actions. But not her, of course.

THEY-COULD-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!!!

Jazzzz, we should have seen it coming, what with global warming and all.

*snork* Meanie........... u-um genious

Her team were getting screwed so she wanted to join in the fun.

"...the Hawkeyes' 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers..."

Evidently the visitors from Iowa spent the whole afternoon in the end zone.

THEY-COULD-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!!!

Posted by: CJrun | 10:42 AM on November 28, 2008

*snork*

Geezers will be reminded of the late Howard Cosell doing the play-by-play of Woody Allen & Louise Lasser's wedding night festivities in Bananas.

He said it was the first time in his six years at the U that his force has interrupted a sex act during a Gophers game.

That's about six years' worth of couples who had a lot to be thankful for yesterday.

she's a little old for it to be co-edus interruptus...

If you have no sense of decency, at least have a sense of hygiene. Yuck!!

Yeah, Danny. I wonder why they chose this particular "sex act" to interrupt? Not up to standards? Maybe because they were from the opposing team?

Ok, that's nice, but what's the deal with the bathroom?
Have some couth, people!
On the other hand...
This kind of reminds me of an almond joy commercial.
Sometimes you feel like a nut?
8>

lol Christo @10:34 a.

"Geezers will be reminded of the late Howard Cosell doing the play-by-play of Woody Allen & Louise Lasser's wedding night festivities in Bananas." Or, Jeff, the play-by-play in the international Olympic sex competition in "The Groove Tube," from roughly the same era.


Key Police Quote: He said it was the first time in his six years at the U that his force has interrupted a sex act during a Gophers game.

Hmmmmm, so what was so different about THIS one....

woof

"Evidently the visitors from Iowa spent the whole afternoon in the end zone."

Giggle. Danny wrote end zone.

End zone

NTTAWWT

What?? no mention of her having a wide stance??


You boys are slackin'!

*Tweet!*

Offensive holding. 10 yard penalty.

And now, back in the booth, here's John Madden to tel us all how many legs his turkey had this year!

Okay... where's the "backfield in motion" parody? Ducky ? Meanie?
"She hits the upright"?
"Looks like an end around"
"He has his hands under center."
"Illegal use of hands"
"And she's down on the 8."
"He scoooooooores"

Okay... where's the "backfield in motion" parody?
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aah, jazzz, Mel & Tim's great and only hit - didn't think many remember that one! Okay I got a great second line for you, but it's in waaay too poor tast even for this place. Email me if you haven't already figured it out. ha ha ha.

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