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MKJ won't.
All I can say is...eeeeek!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Although...once you go black...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Hat trick!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Could be a great conversation starter . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | November 11, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Bet he is a smoker.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 11, 2008 at 12:49 PM
We do NOT need photos, please....
no, seriously. DO NOT want to see photos.
Posted by: Clark Kent | November 11, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Same thing happened to me.
Posted by: Tu Pac | November 11, 2008 at 01:14 PM
Did he get matching nipples?
Posted by: jon | November 11, 2008 at 01:16 PM
Sounds like he is planning litigation already....
He needs to keep a stiff ....never mind
Did it get bigger after it turned black?
Posted by: Jazzzz | November 11, 2008 at 01:21 PM
He should've stopped wishing to be hung like a black dude.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | November 11, 2008 at 01:38 PM
i see the red floor and
i fear my taint, it black
i would just like for the feeling
to come back!
they said my life was bad
with an unsightly wart
i hope they spend their lives
drawn up before a court!
i wonder what i've done
for this to occur to me
you can't imagine what
comes out when i stand up to pee!
i doubt there's an upside to
necrosis of the groin
i don't think there's a support
group that would even let me join!
i see my doctors and wish their
taints were black
of all my organs why this one must i
suffer the lack?
Posted by: insomniac | November 11, 2008 at 01:39 PM
Siouxie got a hat trick on this thread? Hmmm...perhaps a black hat?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 11, 2008 at 01:44 PM
insom - Stones??
Posted by: Siouxie | November 11, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Duh. Of course it is!
*tips hat to insom*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 11, 2008 at 01:47 PM
siouxie- bingo!
Posted by: insomniac | November 11, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Sounds like he really got the shaft.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 11, 2008 at 02:10 PM
You are truly a very sick individual, insom. That's what I like about you.
Posted by: wickedwitch | November 11, 2008 at 02:30 PM
He should have tried the age old cure for warts: Swing a dead cat over your head in a graveyard after midnight.
The old cures are always better.
Like my mum always said, never trust a doctor.
Posted by: Mike | November 11, 2008 at 02:31 PM
Can't believe nobody has commented on the double-entendre in the headline...
Posted by: Rick | November 11, 2008 at 02:58 PM
We won't.
Will.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | November 11, 2008 at 03:09 PM
A new Spiderman Super villain -
Doc CockOp
Posted by: Mike | November 11, 2008 at 03:16 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that man.
Posted by: Toadfish | November 11, 2008 at 03:36 PM
If it was the Sun, they would have published the pictures.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | November 11, 2008 at 03:40 PM
Excellent, insomniac. One of my favorites.
Key line I never want to read again: The internal bleeding caused his penis and testicles to turn black - and his testicles swelled to more than three times their normal size.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 11, 2008 at 04:16 PM
I've seen pictures like this before. It's petty amazing that y'all menfolk can swell up like that and still survive. Usually.
Posted by: Suzy Q | November 11, 2008 at 04:22 PM
Why can't I get that picture of a "puffer" frog from my mind?
Posted by: SandyEggo | November 11, 2008 at 05:14 PM
suzyQ no more amazing than the swelling that goes on during pregnancy.
The picture next to the article looks like it belongs in some 1-900 personal line ad.
Posted by: Mad Scientist Weasel | November 11, 2008 at 06:14 PM
Oh dear. Owie.
Posted by: Sue | November 11, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Territorians (and some others) may remember an NT tourism advertising jingle which went something like....
It's just a part of the story of the Northern Territory,
It's where op cock ups will turn it black (with sheen?),
It's just a part of the story of the Northern Territory,
It's where Royal Darwin is not a surreal dream,
It's just a part of the story of the Northern Territory,
It's at RDH you hear the patients scream,
continue ad nauseum......
Posted by: Al Iterative | November 12, 2008 at 12:09 AM
"Next thing I started feeling a bit warm about the groin," he said.
It's amazing that this sentence can be found in an incredibly bad story such as this, or in an incredibly good story.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 16, 2008 at 12:56 PM