MAN VS. SQUIRREL
Key Quote Outlining Plan That Could Not Possibly Have Gone Wrong:
The homeowner at 2336 24th Avenue tried to blow cayenne pepper through the kitchen exhaust fan and into his attic, Broadview Fire Chief John Tierney said.
"He used a leaf blower to try to spread (the pepper)," Tierney said. "It got caught up in the hot motor of the exhaust fan. There were (also) rags up there in the attic."
(Thanks to Betsy)