JOIN US ON THE GEEZER BUS
We are really starting to hate these stories about decrepit "Grandpas" who can still defend themselves even in their doddering, drooling old age (57). But it's true: We have the educational system of the 50s and 60s to thank for our toughness and grit.
Note: We would caution you about that second link, but we realize those films were shown in schools, so we have decided not to.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, and Rayne of the message board)