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The Ents have awakened!
Posted by: Guin | November 20, 2008 at 09:23 AM
damn. the commenter below the story stole my line.
Posted by: Braniff | November 20, 2008 at 09:31 AM
I saw teh story but mine didn't have the great picture so I didn't bother sending it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 20, 2008 at 09:33 AM
Wait till the dogs start peeing on it.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2008 at 09:38 AM
Kato, how do you like my latest disguise from the Chief Inspector?
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 20, 2008 at 09:44 AM
...or beavers!
Posted by: CJrun | November 20, 2008 at 09:53 AM
*shudders* This reminds me of an episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker I watched when I was in third grade. Episode Spanish Moss
So in short, what I imagine when I hear a bump in the dark. Thanks dad for letting me watch that show.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 20, 2008 at 11:13 AM
This is a seldom heard-of branch of law enforcement.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Narc on wood.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Is there a problem, conifer?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 12:23 PM
"Wood you please step out of the car? I'm knot going to ask yew twice."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 12:56 PM
May I ask what fir?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 01:04 PM
Should I pop the trunk?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 01:14 PM
What are you rooting around in your pocket for? Is that a pasta jar? I smell sap!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Run, Forest, run!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Frankly I think they'd be better of in the Stanford mascot costume.
Posted by: KJP | November 20, 2008 at 01:29 PM
He's got a kinky magazine, Poplar Mechanics, made completely out of dead trees! Check out the rings on that Willow!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 01:30 PM
^^ passes himself an extra "f" before someone else notices.
Posted by: KJP | November 20, 2008 at 01:30 PM
*Eats, shoots and leaves*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Don't make an ash of yourself.
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 20, 2008 at 02:25 PM
They were working under groundcover.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 02:31 PM
They think the perp maple a fast one.
Posted by: Danny | November 20, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Finally, a tree that can hug you back!
Posted by: Tree Hugger | November 20, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Any got any more puns? Cuz I'm stumped.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 03:18 PM
"I've got one of 'em in a hemlock but the other one's still at larch! I'm aspen for some backup! 10-4!"
Posted by: Danny | November 20, 2008 at 03:24 PM
With all the bark they ride in the back of the cruiser with the K-9 unit.
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 20, 2008 at 03:34 PM
Would you report, "Officer Down", or just say "Timber"?
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 20, 2008 at 03:35 PM
This canopy true. We've been oaksed.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 03:59 PM
"There was a pear of 'em. I axed 'em tupelo 'ver so's I could write 'em a speeding thicket. The elder guy gets out of the car. The other son of a beech hits the petal and leaves. I'm like, 'Whoa, dude, botany drugs lately? Methinks cypress charges!' Anyhow, the younger guy got away. I hope pecan be found. His name spruce. 10-4!"
Posted by: Danny | November 20, 2008 at 04:20 PM
Whoa, Danny! Take a bough.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 04:24 PM
MtB,
I'm just pine time until I can go home. Plus, I borrowed the at larch pun from you (from a few months back). Go fig'r.
Posted by: Danny | November 20, 2008 at 04:37 PM
Really? Huh. I gotta work on my memory. This gettin' old thing is a birch.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 04:46 PM
Yeah, you shady truth, all right. Your memory goes, you get sycamore often, and you sure as elm make more trips to the bathroom.
Posted by: Danny | November 20, 2008 at 05:02 PM
You sequoia mouthful, and you really hit the bonsai that time. No matter how I try to palm myself off as a youngster, nobody willow fall for it. But I try to stay cherry no matter what.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 06:11 PM
All the puns were taken, but I can contribute this.
Posted by: Cat R | November 20, 2008 at 09:17 PM
fir sure! yew guys are beechin!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2008 at 09:38 PM