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nah! It's a Chinese Christmas tree.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Dave, the apocalypse is certainly upon us. Yesterday, I heard the announcers during the Atlanta/Carolina game use the words 'falcons' and 'playoffs' in the same sentence.
Posted by: fivver | November 24, 2008 at 09:44 AM
where's the trunk?
Posted by: crossgirl | November 24, 2008 at 09:45 AM
Married sex?? Surely you jest!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 09:54 AM
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No, it's a penta-tree, not a tree-gram.
MORE STUPIDER NEWS
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 24, 2008 at 09:55 AM
I've started the Christian Bimbos website too for all interested. Just click my name!
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 24, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Siouxie, I'm not jesting, I'm jousting!... :)
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 24, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Christian wesbite?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 24, 2008 at 10:34 AM
I'm guessing judi will tell you that Christian Nympho story is old, Dave.
Yup, a check shows I sent this in on October 22.
You're fired.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 24, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Christian wesbite?
Who's Wes?
Posted by: eilbeback | November 24, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Sex outside of marriage is forbidden, masturbation is frowned upon, and erotica is only acceptable if the characters are married.
oops. my bad.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Eilbeback, I'd like to state for the record that the "Wes" in "Christian wesbite" is another Wes, OK?
And would the subject of this post be considered a Satanic Christmas tree because it's upside down...?
Posted by: Wes S. | November 24, 2008 at 11:19 AM
I got one of these trees last year - can't tell you the problems I had setting up the train.
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 24, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Where do you put the tree topper?
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 11:34 AM
"sex aides"?
is that like a menage a trois?
Posted by: insomniac | November 24, 2008 at 12:00 PM
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' Where do you put the tree topper?
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:34 AM on November 24, 2008 '
Siouxie... Some things are best kept within the confines of a marriage . . .
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | November 24, 2008 at 12:07 PM
˙ǝɯ oʇ ǝuıɟ sʞooן
Posted by: ǝıxnoıs | November 24, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Oh, Tannenbaum, you're upside down
A sight somewhat perplexing
Oh, Tannenbaum, still upside down
Makes present placement vexing
Not only do your needles hurt
You make my eyes want to invert
Oh, Tannenbaum, you're upside down
A conider dyslexic
Oh, Tannenbaum, you're upside down
A sight somewhat perplexing
Oh, Tannenbaum, still upside down
Need more egg nog ingesting...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 24, 2008 at 01:57 PM
coniFer, dammit!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 24, 2008 at 01:59 PM
Reminds me of the story, The Angel & the Christmas Tree-
Santa was having a really bad day - elves were into his scotch, reindeer were not behaving, yadda yadda. There was a knock at the door. Already pissed off, Santa opened the door to see an angel standing there with a Christmas tree.
"What the hell do YOU want?" Santa asked.
"Hey, fat guy," the angel chirped. "Where do you want to put this tree?"
And that's how the angel ended up at the top of the Christmas tree.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 24, 2008 at 04:39 PM
*butt-puckerin' snork* @ Annie!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 06:08 PM
The tree...Christian Nymphos...
So what exactly do they DO with the tree?
o_0
Posted by: Cat R | November 24, 2008 at 09:57 PM