CREEPING FASCISM IN ROMANIA
It's getting so a man can't even advertise his garden-gnome business with plastic hookers.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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It's getting so a man can't even advertise his garden-gnome business with plastic hookers.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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It's better than those geese wearing clothes.
Posted by: Pooh | November 20, 2008 at 09:24 AM
"So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not too many customers."
Maybe if they didn't look like this....
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 20, 2008 at 09:25 AM
But I can still put plastic gnomes on the street to advertise my prostitute business, right?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | November 20, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Gnome Hookers WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 20, 2008 at 11:04 AM
In Romania, I'm surprised he didn't use real hookers. Probably cheaper.
Posted by: padraig | November 20, 2008 at 11:27 AM
There's no plastic like gnome.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 12:08 PM
There's no place for ho-gnomes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 12:23 PM
This gnome place likes hos.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 12:44 PM
There's a ho place for gnomes.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2008 at 12:59 PM
I have a feeling we're not in Romania anymore.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 20, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Gnomes, go ho!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 01:18 PM
D'oh, Meanie!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 01:19 PM
There's no place like gnome for the ho ladies.
Posted by: Cat R | November 20, 2008 at 02:47 PM
*snork* @ Cat! Good one.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Gene Rayburn: We asked 100 people to fill in the blank --
Charles Nelson Reilly was overheard wondering whether Transylvanian hookers say, "I vant to suck your________."
Let's start with Fannie Flagg. Fannie?
Posted by: SW | November 21, 2008 at 12:48 AM
I used to have a garden gnome that looked like a gay Communist. We called it a flaming pinko.
Posted by: SW | November 21, 2008 at 12:51 AM
You caught me off guard, Gene. Let me get dressed and I'll get right back to you.
Posted by: Fannie | November 21, 2008 at 07:55 AM
OK, I'm ready.
Charles Nelson Reilly was overheard wondering whether Transylvanian hookers say, "I vant to suck your________."
"Vallet dry?"
Posted by: Fannie | November 21, 2008 at 07:59 AM