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November 20, 2008

CREEPING FASCISM IN ROMANIA

It's getting so a man can't even advertise his garden-gnome business with plastic hookers.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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It's better than those geese wearing clothes.

"So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not too many customers."

Maybe if they didn't look like this....

But I can still put plastic gnomes on the street to advertise my prostitute business, right?

Gnome Hookers WBAGNFARB.

In Romania, I'm surprised he didn't use real hookers. Probably cheaper.

There's no plastic like gnome.

There's no place for ho-gnomes.

This gnome place likes hos.

There's a ho place for gnomes.

I have a feeling we're not in Romania anymore.

There's no place like gnome for the ho ladies.

*snork* @ Cat! Good one.

Gene Rayburn: We asked 100 people to fill in the blank --

Charles Nelson Reilly was overheard wondering whether Transylvanian hookers say, "I vant to suck your________."

Let's start with Fannie Flagg. Fannie?

I used to have a garden gnome that looked like a gay Communist. We called it a flaming pinko.

You caught me off guard, Gene. Let me get dressed and I'll get right back to you.

OK, I'm ready.

Charles Nelson Reilly was overheard wondering whether Transylvanian hookers say, "I vant to suck your________."

"Vallet dry?"

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