AND YET THE GUY WHO WROTE 'HONEY' NEVER DID TIME
Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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November 24, 2008
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shot him in the thigh, hmmm. obviously a 24 fan.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 24, 2008 at 09:45 AM
BRILLIANT!
Now if we could only charge Manilow with cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Is our rappers learning, yo?
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 24, 2008 at 10:10 AM
And upon his release, he will be sentenced to the Barry Manilow Room in Colorado.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 24, 2008 at 10:13 AM
I guess this will be featured on Stupid Criminals soon.
Posted by: Wizzy | November 24, 2008 at 10:14 AM
That would make for a pretty short CSI episode.
"See if you can reconstruct the bullet using the Groinometer 6000, then get it to the lab to find out how many guns in the tri-state area are capable of firing that caliber. I have a hunch that we're going to want to know how many fudgesicles were sold that day too."
"Uh, the vic provided a CD of the perp confessing."
"Oh. Well. I guess listen to the rest of the songs and see if he's the one who has been littering on 52nd Street."
Posted by: Christobol | November 24, 2008 at 10:17 AM
My original tagline was: "And yet Vicki Lawrence is still free after double homicide in Georgia"...
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 24, 2008 at 10:31 AM
...not even the chair.
Posted by: Neil Diamond | November 24, 2008 at 11:01 AM
I dunno. Bobby Goldsboro looks like the kind of guy who spent some time in the can, and probably got roughed up for that mop top hairdo.
Posted by: Jay Small | November 24, 2008 at 11:15 AM
I can get him my lawyer's number for the appeal.
Posted by: Neil Young, Free Man | November 24, 2008 at 12:02 PM
But, DAAAAAAVVVVEEE...she was always young at heart, kinda dumb and kinda smart, and he loved her so--she surprised him with a puppy, kept him up all Christmas Eve, two years ago!!!
Posted by: jt | November 24, 2008 at 12:49 PM
But he did not shoot the deputy . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | November 24, 2008 at 12:59 PM
see the indictment how big it's grown...
Posted by: insomniac | November 24, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Before Annie starts singing...
♫ It's a small world after all...♬
*smacks self*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 24, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs. All the death row candidates. This guy's just the new generation.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 24, 2008 at 02:54 PM
Not sure what his next tune will be, because two songs don't make a Wright.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 24, 2008 at 04:32 PM
Curse you, "Honey" earworm distributors! CURSE YOUUUUUUU!!!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | November 24, 2008 at 09:19 PM