AIRPORT SECURITY
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November 07, 2008
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First with a clear, one quart container...
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | November 07, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Obviously someone going away for a fun weekend.
Posted by: ArcticAl | November 07, 2008 at 04:38 PM
Makes mental note to leave BOB at home when traveling.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 07, 2008 at 04:39 PM
On second thought, having actually read the article, perhaps the "clear container" idea wouldn't work so well. Not that it would have mattered in this (suit)case.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | November 07, 2008 at 04:40 PM
They so did not ask my permission to use my luggage for their report.
Posted by: Diva | November 07, 2008 at 04:41 PM
And that "bomb" in the top half? That's just ... accessories. Yeah. Accessories.
Posted by: Diva | November 07, 2008 at 04:42 PM
Oh. My. God.
I've done proofreading of annual reports. Fortunately, I never let an error of this size get through. (My errors were those slim little fellows, you know?) (Clearly, the owner of this bag is what is commonly called a "size queen.")
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 07, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Best quote from the comments section:
"uh, Stacey, there is no way that is a curling iron. unless you curl your hair with a dildo."
Posted by: pogo | November 07, 2008 at 04:46 PM
No problem, Clean. I *am* Queen Sized, you know - and rightly so. ;)
Posted by: Diva | November 07, 2008 at 04:46 PM
"uh, Stacey, there is no way that is a curling iron. unless you curl your hair with a dildo."
Didn't that one chick try something similar in There's Something About Mary? No? Nevermind.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 07, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Methinks Stacey needs a computer screen with higher resolution, pogo.
Posted by: Diva | November 07, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Well I see no extra batteries in there so it was definitely a short trip.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 07, 2008 at 04:50 PM
I'm wondering if they ended up confiscating the BOB. We all know how dangerous they can be in the hands of a terrorist.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 07, 2008 at 04:54 PM
Siouxie, makes sense to me. A battery operated mechanical boyfriend would be a BOMB.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 07, 2008 at 04:54 PM
This will do a good job of teaching security personnel how to recognize a briefcase that hasn't been in a swimming pool lately.
Posted by: Danny | November 07, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Death by orgasm!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 07, 2008 at 05:22 PM
Hoooo Boy ! *wipes tears from eyes*
This had me laughing so hard and for so long, my boss had to come and see what it was.
GEE-ZOO-WALLY !!!
And the worst thing is, I have nothing even remotely clever or funny to add.
Posted by: Telecomdropout | November 07, 2008 at 05:54 PM
o_O
It shows up on x-ray?
Methinks some travelers will now be transporting them, um, in another, um, carry-
inon manner, IYKWIM, AITYD.*waddles off*
Posted by: Cat R | November 07, 2008 at 06:11 PM
They must have been returning from a soccer game
Posted by: Mike | November 07, 2008 at 06:13 PM
And I bet they had a stiff fine!
Posted by: Mike | November 07, 2008 at 06:23 PM
What's even funnier is that they tried to outlaw the sale of those back there just recently. I think The Blog blogged about it.
Posted by: Margaritaville | November 07, 2008 at 06:45 PM
Reminds me of this.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 07, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Security is going to have to tighten their perimeter. How did they let that, er -- slip through the cracks?
The authorities are to blame here--they informed the woman that it had to be store under her seat and she simply complied.
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 08, 2008 at 09:25 AM