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November 07, 2008

AIRPORT SECURITY

It must be rigid.

(Thanks to Teresa Hubley)

Comments

First with a clear, one quart container...

Obviously someone going away for a fun weekend.

Makes mental note to leave BOB at home when traveling.

On second thought, having actually read the article, perhaps the "clear container" idea wouldn't work so well. Not that it would have mattered in this (suit)case.

They so did not ask my permission to use my luggage for their report.

And that "bomb" in the top half? That's just ... accessories. Yeah. Accessories.

Oh. My. God.

I've done proofreading of annual reports. Fortunately, I never let an error of this size get through. (My errors were those slim little fellows, you know?) (Clearly, the owner of this bag is what is commonly called a "size queen.")

Best quote from the comments section:

"uh, Stacey, there is no way that is a curling iron. unless you curl your hair with a dildo."

No problem, Clean. I *am* Queen Sized, you know - and rightly so. ;)

"uh, Stacey, there is no way that is a curling iron. unless you curl your hair with a dildo."

Didn't that one chick try something similar in There's Something About Mary? No? Nevermind.

Methinks Stacey needs a computer screen with higher resolution, pogo.

Well I see no extra batteries in there so it was definitely a short trip.

I'm wondering if they ended up confiscating the BOB. We all know how dangerous they can be in the hands of a terrorist.

Siouxie, makes sense to me. A battery operated mechanical boyfriend would be a BOMB.

This will do a good job of teaching security personnel how to recognize a briefcase that hasn't been in a swimming pool lately.

Death by orgasm!!

Hoooo Boy ! *wipes tears from eyes*
This had me laughing so hard and for so long, my boss had to come and see what it was.
GEE-ZOO-WALLY !!!
And the worst thing is, I have nothing even remotely clever or funny to add.

o_O

It shows up on x-ray?

Methinks some travelers will now be transporting them, um, in another, um, carry- in on manner, IYKWIM, AITYD.

*waddles off*

They must have been returning from a soccer game

And I bet they had a stiff fine!

What's even funnier is that they tried to outlaw the sale of those back there just recently. I think The Blog blogged about it.

Security is going to have to tighten their perimeter. How did they let that, er -- slip through the cracks?

The authorities are to blame here--they informed the woman that it had to be store under her seat and she simply complied.

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