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October 15, 2008

WORRISOME NEWS

Nebraska has lost God.

(Thanks to queensbee)

Comments

Are You There God? It's Me,

*snork* @ Margaret

i bet john hagee or pat robertson has HIS address!!

Did they look in the details? I've heard that's where you'll find Him. Or was it on our side? I can't remember now.

Well, if you find Cleanliness, Hisliness should be right next to that.

*ducks lightning*

Don't look behind thee, that's not Him.

Also, I looked in the pudding, but all I found was proof.

Someone sued Satan and his minions in federal court. The court said it didn't have jurisdiction.

You guys are TERRIBLE !!!!
I am sitting here, just laughing my rear endo off !!
Meanie and Cat - stop, I'm getting cramps !

38 years? Term limits? WTFBBQ

What will you do if we don't stop, Tele - sue us?

Well, I know Cat is prolly already on her way to the strumpet, so I guess I'll just have to ask if you got anything I really, really want. Otherwise, nah, I can't afford to sue you, I'm putting gas in my car ! (see next thread)

Meanie - keep 'em coming - I need the laughs !
Tonight I have to do the Costco run. Ka-ching !

Telecom -feel like bbq tonight?
Me either.
*cough*

Annie -
Seems like we both dodged a bullet there. Close to you and close to me !
Glad it's almost over and hope folks can go home tonight. Firefighters did a he!! of a job yet again.
We might wait til the first rain to have a bbq. 'Course, that might not be til next year, but I'd rather not chance it !

Oh, man, good luck you two.

Nietzsche is praying for you. ;)

Maybe they could could a picture of him on the side of a milk carton to see if anyone has seen him?

Rolling *snorks*@ the comments. However, let's cut down on those lightning strikes in SoCal!

I hate it when deities don't register their current addresses. Who do they think they are anyway?

Nietzsche needs to go back to bible school. One fire was right between me and Telecom. The nerve!

How can someone lose God? Isn't He supposed to be everywhere? o.O

Oh great. After years of early morning knocks on my door with inquiries if I've found Jesus Christ--they've now gone and lost god. Someone needs to microchip those dieties.

Maybe She's off blessing America, or saving the Queen?

**snork** Cheryl !!
ROTFLMAO !

*snork* Meanie !

THIS JUST IN!

(Really!)

Heck, Meanie, why travel all the way to a beer festival when God hath already wrought the chosen beer

"Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

If the lawyer knows anything, the lawyer should know there is no way this case is going to win. If fact, if the lawyer believes that God is that omnipotent, the lawyer is going to get struck by lightning.

YAY Meanie!

Looking for God?? I hear she is one of us.

What sadder? God being sued, or that the plaintiff is a STATE SENATOR???

OTOH, I knew a guy who knew when and where he was going to die...


The judge told him.

I'm here all week...try the fish.

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