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Are You There God? It's Me,
Posted by: Margaret | October 15, 2008 at 05:27 PM
*snork* @ Margaret
Posted by: gjd | October 15, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Neener!
Posted by: Nietzsche | October 15, 2008 at 05:43 PM
i bet john hagee or pat robertson has HIS address!!
Posted by: queensbee | October 15, 2008 at 05:52 PM
Did they look in the details? I've heard that's where you'll find Him. Or was it on our side? I can't remember now.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 15, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Well, if you find Cleanliness, Hisliness should be right next to that.
*ducks lightning*
Posted by: Cat R | October 15, 2008 at 06:17 PM
Don't look behind thee, that's not Him.
Also, I looked in the pudding, but all I found was proof.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 15, 2008 at 06:22 PM
Someone sued Satan and his minions in federal court. The court said it didn't have jurisdiction.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 15, 2008 at 06:22 PM
You guys are TERRIBLE !!!!
I am sitting here, just laughing my rear endo off !!
Meanie and Cat - stop, I'm getting cramps !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 15, 2008 at 06:26 PM
38 years? Term limits? WTFBBQ
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 15, 2008 at 06:30 PM
What will you do if we don't stop, Tele - sue us?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 15, 2008 at 06:37 PM
Well, I know Cat is prolly already on her way to the strumpet, so I guess I'll just have to ask if you got anything I really, really want. Otherwise, nah, I can't afford to sue you, I'm putting gas in my car ! (see next thread)
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 15, 2008 at 06:42 PM
Meanie - keep 'em coming - I need the laughs !
Tonight I have to do the Costco run. Ka-ching !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 15, 2008 at 06:43 PM
Telecom -feel like bbq tonight?
Me either.
*cough*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 15, 2008 at 06:53 PM
Annie -
Seems like we both dodged a bullet there. Close to you and close to me !
Glad it's almost over and hope folks can go home tonight. Firefighters did a he!! of a job yet again.
We might wait til the first rain to have a bbq. 'Course, that might not be til next year, but I'd rather not chance it !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 15, 2008 at 07:16 PM
Oh, man, good luck you two.
Nietzsche is praying for you. ;)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 15, 2008 at 07:29 PM
Maybe they could could a picture of him on the side of a milk carton to see if anyone has seen him?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 15, 2008 at 07:36 PM
Rolling *snorks*@ the comments. However, let's cut down on those lightning strikes in SoCal!
Posted by: CJrun | October 15, 2008 at 07:50 PM
I hate it when deities don't register their current addresses. Who do they think they are anyway?
Posted by: Melody Platz | October 15, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Nietzsche needs to go back to bible school. One fire was right between me and Telecom. The nerve!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 15, 2008 at 08:00 PM
How can someone lose God? Isn't He supposed to be everywhere? o.O
Posted by: SarcasmStar | October 15, 2008 at 10:17 PM
Oh great. After years of early morning knocks on my door with inquiries if I've found Jesus Christ--they've now gone and lost god. Someone needs to microchip those dieties.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 15, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Maybe She's off blessing America, or saving the Queen?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 15, 2008 at 11:34 PM
**snork** Cheryl !!
ROTFLMAO !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 15, 2008 at 11:39 PM
*snork* Meanie !
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 15, 2008 at 11:43 PM
THIS JUST IN!
(Really!)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 16, 2008 at 12:13 AM
Heck, Meanie, why travel all the way to a beer festival when God hath already wrought the chosen beer
Posted by: djtonyb | October 16, 2008 at 02:23 AM
"Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
If the lawyer knows anything, the lawyer should know there is no way this case is going to win. If fact, if the lawyer believes that God is that omnipotent, the lawyer is going to get struck by lightning.
Posted by: Ross | October 16, 2008 at 02:28 AM
YAY Meanie!
Posted by: eilbeback | October 16, 2008 at 05:14 AM
Looking for God?? I hear she is one of us.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 16, 2008 at 09:50 AM
What sadder? God being sued, or that the plaintiff is a STATE SENATOR???
OTOH, I knew a guy who knew when and where he was going to die...
The judge told him.
I'm here all week...try the fish.
Posted by: tonymus | October 16, 2008 at 01:55 PM