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Would it have killed them to put a few flower decals on it or something?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 13, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Nice to see that someone in Canada has a sense of humor.
Posted by: SW | October 13, 2008 at 11:43 AM
For when you'd like to feel "fresh..." ON THE MOON!
Posted by: eilbeback | October 13, 2008 at 11:43 AM
...with the hygienic wand applicator...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 13, 2008 at 11:44 AM
the Jenna Jameson model. The next one up is the Madonna model.
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 13, 2008 at 11:46 AM
People who bought this item also looked at this item.
Posted by: SW | October 13, 2008 at 11:46 AM
I'm waiting for the battery-operated model.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 13, 2008 at 11:49 AM
For guys, I wonder what their Weed Whacker looks like?
Posted by: SW | October 13, 2008 at 11:51 AM
SW, that was obviously a hedge and bush trimmer.
Posted by: oldmanatee | October 13, 2008 at 11:52 AM
They're coming out with a ride-on model.
Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 13, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Yikes!
Does it come in pink?
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 13, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Those Canadian women are tough!
Posted by: jon | October 13, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Annie, it's got an extra padded saddle ;-P
YEEEHAW!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 13, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Suzy Q - that depends. Lots of cranberry juice... and maybe it does.
Siouxie, that bushwhacker needs a seatbelt, no?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 13, 2008 at 12:15 PM
For the woman who's had everything...
Posted by: Wes S. | October 13, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Hey is that the Harley Davidson version?
Posted by: Biker Bob | October 13, 2008 at 12:42 PM
My favorite scent is Eau de Sherwin-Williams.
Posted by: Danny | October 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I don't think that's Summer's Eve®. Masochistengill, maybe.
Posted by: Cat R | October 13, 2008 at 01:03 PM
This must be for that super-very-NOT-SO-F**CKIN-FRESH feeling.
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 13, 2008 at 01:04 PM
Haha that's greatness!! :o)
Posted by: sarcasmisonemoreserviceioffer | October 13, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Another farmgirl secret let out of the bag. Sheesh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 13, 2008 at 01:26 PM
Now that's a woooosh-bag.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 13, 2008 at 01:34 PM
For those of you who are easily amused, just change the ImageID in the URL for more laughs.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 13, 2008 at 03:21 PM
TDPC, oh my, look what you've started - SNORK!
Posted by: Cat R | October 13, 2008 at 03:29 PM
That's all we need is Billy Mays screaming about feminine freshness...eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk
Posted by: Dorakay | October 13, 2008 at 03:34 PM
When will the madness end?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 13, 2008 at 03:40 PM
For guys a little on the lazy side, this could be useful.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 13, 2008 at 03:43 PM
They're not kidding. This stuff really is extra strength!
Posted by: Danny | October 13, 2008 at 04:05 PM
That think looks like it might be useful for crabs too.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 13, 2008 at 06:05 PM
Not to mention gophers.
Posted by: daisyj | October 13, 2008 at 07:51 PM
INDUSTRIAL STANCH A STENCH ?
FOR THE INDUSTRIOUS WENCH ?
Posted by: Ednausean | October 13, 2008 at 10:07 PM
TDPC, that last one sucks.
Ba-da-bing!
Posted by: monsoon | October 14, 2008 at 01:00 AM
Wait, what WAS it???
*runs off confused*
Posted by: Giddy | October 14, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Giddy, they yanked (so to speak) the description of that item as a feminine hygiene appliance and now have these weasel words instead:
"PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS ARE PROVIDED BY SUPPLIERS AND ARE NOT INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED BY WAL-MART. ANY REPRESENTATION, PERFORMANCE CLAIM, WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE WITH RESPECT TO ANY PRODUCT IS THE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE SUPPLIER OF THAT PRODUCT."
So, no cashing in the warranty, I guess.
Posted by: padraig | October 14, 2008 at 02:54 PM