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October 29, 2008

BREAKING NEWS HEADLINE OF THE DAY

(Thanks to Meanie the Blue)

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Bend over and vote!

"Whenever I hear the geese they sound so good, and every time I hear them now I think how they're gonna be gone."
That about sums it up.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

Town passes wind, law.

So this is really Breaking Wind News?

where's the editing? there were like, SO many opportunities for fart jokes there. tsk, tsk.

That's just New Jersey.

A wind of change?

Second place, Watertown headline of the week:

Officials butt heads over Potsdam ice arena fees

The officials are butt heads? You can never tell with all words newspapers leave out.

That's just New York, CJ. Normally you'd catch that, but you've got frost on your noggin today.

key quote: "I can see this town splitting wide open," said a third."
Been there, done that. Damn broccoli!

Hey, lady who likes the geese: you can have them. They keep crapping all over our golf courses in NJ.

Was it passing wind and breaking news or vice versa? I'm confused.

Dave, now that you have a dog--you can blame her.

There are already laws against Farding While Driving...

♬Everyone knows it's Windy♫

What they should have done for the public's benefit was to clear the air about this law and allow citizens to vent.

Phhhhbbbbtttt!

*'scuse me*

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.

Mariah, my friend, what's the answer?

Meanie:

Beans. Good for blood pressure, too.

Oops.

Good for blood pressure. Not for brain function, however.

"I don't think people realize how closely the wind committee looked at the law," she said.

The term, "wind committee," has been brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department...

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