BREAKING NEWS HEADLINE OF THE DAY
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Bend over and vote!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 29, 2008 at 11:41 AM
"Whenever I hear the geese they sound so good, and every time I hear them now I think how they're gonna be gone."
That about sums it up.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Eats, shoots and leaves.
Town passes wind, law.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 29, 2008 at 11:59 AM
So this is really Breaking Wind News?
Posted by: Steve Haller | October 29, 2008 at 12:01 PM
where's the editing? there were like, SO many opportunities for fart jokes there. tsk, tsk.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 29, 2008 at 12:06 PM
That's just New Jersey.
Posted by: CJrun | October 29, 2008 at 12:11 PM
A wind of change?
Posted by: Siouxie | October 29, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Second place, Watertown headline of the week:
Officials butt heads over Potsdam ice arena fees
The officials are butt heads? You can never tell with all words newspapers leave out.
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 29, 2008 at 12:22 PM
That's just New York, CJ. Normally you'd catch that, but you've got frost on your noggin today.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 29, 2008 at 12:27 PM
key quote: "I can see this town splitting wide open," said a third."
Been there, done that. Damn broccoli!
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | October 29, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Hey, lady who likes the geese: you can have them. They keep crapping all over our golf courses in NJ.
Posted by: Braniff | October 29, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Was it passing wind and breaking news or vice versa? I'm confused.
Posted by: padraig | October 29, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Dave, now that you have a dog--you can blame her.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 29, 2008 at 12:57 PM
There are already laws against Farding While Driving...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 29, 2008 at 01:35 PM
♬Everyone knows it's Windy♫
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 29, 2008 at 01:54 PM
What they should have done for the public's benefit was to clear the air about this law and allow citizens to vent.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Phhhhbbbbtttt!
*'scuse me*
Posted by: Mariah | October 29, 2008 at 02:45 PM
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh | October 29, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Mariah, my friend, what's the answer?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 29, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Meanie:
Beans. Good for blood pressure, too.
Posted by: Meanie | October 29, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Oops.
Good for blood pressure. Not for brain function, however.
Posted by: Mariah (not Meanie) | October 29, 2008 at 03:28 PM
"I don't think people realize how closely the wind committee looked at the law," she said.
The term, "wind committee," has been brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department...
Posted by: frodolives | October 29, 2008 at 08:03 PM