TODAY'S LEGAL TIP
From a strictly legal standpoint, it probably is not a good idea to protest a parking ticket by sticking a lit cigarette into the officer's eye.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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Got his ash thrown in jail.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 10, 2008 at 09:12 AM
What, the guy doesn't keep a folded twenty dollar bill in his pocket to execute a "Chicago Handshake"?
Interestingly, the drivers ed instructor/soccer coach for my high schooler's team had me demonstrate the technique as it was something that he couldn't teach as a part of the curriculum for driving or coaching.
Posted by: Dave R | October 10, 2008 at 09:22 AM
What a butt-head.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 10, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Just stick your ciggy in his eye and go Tingalingaloo...
Posted by: Benny Hill | October 10, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Alcohol involved??
Posted by: Siouxie | October 10, 2008 at 10:43 AM
This guy is soooo smoked!
Posted by: frodolives | October 10, 2008 at 02:09 PM
If this would have happened in the US?? Naw, can't even fathom it. Would have made a good tazer update somewhere though.
Posted by: Ckaiser | October 10, 2008 at 04:19 PM