THEY WON'T GET FAR ON HOOVES
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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(Thanks to Siouxie)
Posted by Dave on October 13, 2008 at 08:21 AM | Permalink
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Not just over 20 000--nearly 21 000.
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 13, 2008 at 08:35 AM
20,000 Cows? Didn't they open for Flock of Seagulls in the '80s?
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 13, 2008 at 08:41 AM
they're hiding so as not to be seen.
Posted by: queensbee | October 13, 2008 at 08:42 AM
Ha! They spelled 'utter' worng . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 13, 2008 at 08:43 AM
If they've been mislaid, does that mean there won't be any more baby cows?
Posted by: gjd | October 13, 2008 at 08:45 AM
Queensbee: Are they cowmooflaged?
Posted by: gjd | October 13, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Heh-heh-heh.....
Posted by: Fernando | October 13, 2008 at 08:49 AM
Somebody must've steered them wrong.
Thank you, ladies and germs, I'm here all week! Tip your server! Try the veal... if you can find it.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 13, 2008 at 09:23 AM
I t'ink dey're in Jersey...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 13, 2008 at 09:29 AM
LOL @ gjd!
This struck me as odd. HTF do you misplace 20,000 cows?? Are then hiding?? On the moooove? Is there an underground bovine network? Is PETA involved?? So many questions!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 13, 2008 at 09:31 AM
If only it were always this simple...
Posted by: Steve Haller | October 13, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Well, wherever they are, I'm gonna dance till they get back.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 13, 2008 at 09:43 AM
And the stock market reacted by dropping 500 points.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 13, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Siouxie, I thought YOU were going to check at the Chick-fil-A!
Posted by: frodolives | October 13, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Well, this cat with a fiddle said they jumped over the moon.
Posted by: oldmanatee | October 13, 2008 at 10:17 AM
20,979 of the animals had been mislaid? Perhaps that was the problem in the first place.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 13, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Delete Mo' Chikins!
Posted by: CJrun | October 13, 2008 at 10:56 AM
They've been kidnapped by 10,000 Maniacs... (maniacal moo-ing ensues)
Posted by: eilbeback | October 13, 2008 at 12:06 PM
I found them. They're at the pasta bar at the Hometown Buffet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 13, 2008 at 12:32 PM
"Won't somebody please think of the children!?"
Posted by: Helen Lovejoy | October 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM
anybody seen my coooooow????? i put it somewhere, now i cant find it. i hate when they do that. maybe under the bed. the cats liked to hide there......
Posted by: queensbee | October 13, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Have you seen Moo?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 13, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Someone's planning one helluva BBQ.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 13, 2008 at 02:06 PM
As good a time as any to pull out this old favorite...
Posted by: Cat R | October 13, 2008 at 02:07 PM
Cat - excellent!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 13, 2008 at 03:04 PM
How do you misslay a cow, explain. I'm over 18
Posted by: meme | October 13, 2008 at 07:42 PM
I blame global warming conspiracy theorists...
Posted by: frodolives | October 13, 2008 at 10:31 PM
Look for their photos on your milk cartons? I thought I saw most of them in a West Hartford (CT) Shopping Mall?
Check out China .It be'hoove's the People's Republic to to count all cows
without papers
Posted by: Ednausean | October 15, 2008 at 06:39 PM