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October 13, 2008

THEY WON'T GET FAR ON HOOVES

England has lost 20,000 cows.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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Not just over 20 000--nearly 21 000.

20,000 Cows? Didn't they open for Flock of Seagulls in the '80s?

they're hiding so as not to be seen.

Ha! They spelled 'utter' worng . . .

If they've been mislaid, does that mean there won't be any more baby cows?

Queensbee: Are they cowmooflaged?

Heh-heh-heh.....

Somebody must've steered them wrong.

Thank you, ladies and germs, I'm here all week! Tip your server! Try the veal... if you can find it.

I t'ink dey're in Jersey...

LOL @ gjd!

This struck me as odd. HTF do you misplace 20,000 cows?? Are then hiding?? On the moooove? Is there an underground bovine network? Is PETA involved?? So many questions!!!

If only it were always this simple...

Well, wherever they are, I'm gonna dance till they get back.

And the stock market reacted by dropping 500 points.

Siouxie, I thought YOU were going to check at the Chick-fil-A!

Well, this cat with a fiddle said they jumped over the moon.

20,979 of the animals had been mislaid? Perhaps that was the problem in the first place.

Delete Mo' Chikins!

They've been kidnapped by 10,000 Maniacs... (maniacal moo-ing ensues)

I found them. They're at the pasta bar at the Hometown Buffet.

anybody seen my coooooow????? i put it somewhere, now i cant find it. i hate when they do that. maybe under the bed. the cats liked to hide there......

Someone's planning one helluva BBQ.

As good a time as any to pull out this old favorite...

Cat - excellent!

How do you misslay a cow, explain. I'm over 18

I blame global warming conspiracy theorists...

Look for their photos on your milk cartons? I thought I saw most of them in a West Hartford (CT) Shopping Mall?

Check out China .It be'hoove's the People's Republic to to count all cows
without papers

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