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October 22, 2008

THEY SHOULD PROBABLY NOT RUN NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE COMPLETELY INSANE

Yet they do: Woman gets back massaged by snakes.

Snakelady

(Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)

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Deep muscle relaxation. Total escape from stress. Cold-blooded reptilians crawling over my semi-nekkid body.

I just heeby-jeebied in my chair a little bit.

in her own defense, we don't hear her side....nah, she's crazy!

Cold-blooded reptilians crawling over my semi-nekkid body.

*um...uh, never mind, random*

I wouldn't be so naked if I were her...there are a few places those snakes could crawl into (iykwim-aityd)(eww)

*joins random at the heeby-jeebied corner*

I'm guessing that the snakes didn't relax her as much as the heavy narcotics that she had to take before she had a a bucket o'snakes dumped on her back.

Big snakes do the deep massages, little ones supply a lighter touch – but all are non-venomous. This applies to non-scaled snakes as well I believe.

So...you're saying size does matter, Mr. Mot??? ;-P

Wasn't this in an episode of Fear Factor?

THEY SHOULD PROBABLY NOT RUN NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE COMPLETELY INSANE

Okay, so then, what would they run?

Genesis, 2008 edition.

More than one is too many . . .

dat's right, MKJ!

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

I used to do volunteer work for a wildlife rehabilitator. We had a few animals (a tortoise, a couple of snakes, some raptors) that we would exhibit in public for educational and fund-raising purposes. The snakes were tame enough so that we could wrap them around our arms, over our shoulders, and so on. Men, upon seeing snakes exhibited in this way, would always say, “Cool!” and approach. Women, almost without exception, would freak/scream/run away. So I have to think that judi and BillyJim are wrong. Even a crazy or unconscious woman wouldn’t tolerate that. She’s either dead or an android.

Earplugs? Check. Noseplugs? Check. Lessee, um . . .

"Snakes on the insane???"

MKJ - butt plug?

You know you wanted to say it...

What -- couldn't you get your back massaged by cuddly koala bears? Or puppies?

Oh, no snakes for me, thanks.

Sooz, size always matters, trucks, TVs, bank accounts. Need I carry on?

SNAKES on a DAME!!!

Mot,
Big snakes and deep massage should not be used in the same sentence. It's just wrong.

*snork* at cat r.

Those are not big snakes.
I have a friend who raises snakes and I have had a boa wrapped around me that was so big I couldn't get both hands around it's middle. It was so long that when I draped it over my shoulder it touched the ground on both sides. That snake could give a deep tissue massage.

*snork* at cat r.

Posted by: insomniac | 05:33 PM on October 22, 2008

I'm not worthy. Thank you! *snif!* I am saving this insom snork for all posterity.

larry: Puppies piss, and Koalas are worse: http://travelblog.viator.com/koalas-silent-menace-of-the-australian-bush/
The nice thing about a snake massage is that they move slowly and don't kick you or scratch you with their claws. People who don't like snakes should get treatment for reptile dysfunction.

snakes aren't bad... unless you're scared of them. they're cold and dry and wriggly?
ehh...still wouldn't like em on my back.

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