SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING PAMELA ANDERSON

CALGARY -- Using her bra to stop the bleeding, a Calgary woman is being credited with helping save the life of a man beaten unconscious outside a southwest nightclub.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Comments

[Betsy]

C'mon...I see that pose all the time down on the pier: "Hold the fish straight out toward the camera. It'll look ginormous."

[crossgirl]

some guys will do anything to get a girl out of her unmentionables but this almost dying stuff is really going too far.

[Braniff]

I applaud her efforts, especially since no one else stepped up to the plate, but I'm just curious. Did she take her shirt off to get the bra off? In which case, was she topless while administering first aid? And if so, why didn't she (or any of the other doofusses standing around) use her shirt instead?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Also, is she a stipper or something? That's one hefty bra.

[Danny]

Stop the bleeding on some guy's head? Hell, that thing could have kept Hurrican Ike from flooding Galveston.

[Danny]

*adds -e*

[Allen at Division]

This woman is a hero! The fact that the other men were uselessly frozen in place while watching her take off her bra does not diminish this. I for one am looking forward to the big-screen movie version coming out soon...

[Siouxie]

She stopped the bleeding from the head. I bet that blood flowed elsewhere (IYKWIM).

[Allen at Division]

Couldn't she have saved time by applying pressure from the bra WITHOUT taking it off first? Then, as Siouxie notes, the blood would flow elsewhere even more quickly...

[Margaritaville]

I think that would officially be called a "turnoniquette".

[Siouxie]

Marg?? Don't you wanna know if they're real?? ;-P

[Pres. Sarah]

Hellooooo Nurse!

[The Nutty Militia]

*Snork* @ Margaritaville! She's got enough padding in that thing to keep Wall Street afloat.

(btw, guys, women don't have to undress to take their bras off. We can unhook it and slip it out our sleeve. Siouxie told me.)

[Allen at Division]

Yes, we know--we all watched "Flashdance". Over and over. It's magical!...

[Siouxie]

It's a gift ;-)

[ubetcha]

Thanks Danny. I snorked coffee all over my keyboard but it was worth it.

[Meanie the Blue]

So many jokes to complete here:

A woman walks out of a bar....
A woman walks out of a bra....
A man walks is thrown unconscious out of a bar and into a bra....

[ceaplylyncfed]

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