Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Geez. A simple note would have sufficed.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 27, 2008 at 03:52 PM
A rather extreme remedy for cold feet, methinks.
Can we be sure this wasn't one of those crazy Japanese game shows?
Posted by: WriterDude | October 27, 2008 at 04:05 PM
He had a warm feeling for his fiancee. In this country it's known as 'arson.'
Maybe he met her on 'match.com.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 27, 2008 at 04:10 PM
*hopes this is not the hotel where Mr. gjd is currently staying*
Posted by: gjd | October 27, 2008 at 04:18 PM
He was already married, so if the second wedding had gone through he would be known in news headlines as the "Bigamist Arsonist".
Posted by: Braniff | October 27, 2008 at 04:25 PM
Darling, your love sets my hotel on fire.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 27, 2008 at 05:05 PM
this is hot
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 27, 2008 at 05:11 PM
*SNORK!* No, Annie, they met at Burning Man.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 27, 2008 at 05:31 PM
SNORK! at Annie and Match.com.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | October 27, 2008 at 06:58 PM
A Japanese man set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married at the weekend, rather than go through with the ceremony later the same day.
Ummm, when EXACTLY was the wedding scheduled?
He was arrested after suddenly cancelling the event and behaving suspiciously
If he cancelled, why the arson? Even if the arson was necessary, this is what Japanese law enforcement calls "behaving suspiciously"?
Shoddy translation... Maybe this was on the reception menu??
Posted by: frodolives | October 27, 2008 at 07:26 PM
brilliant, annie!
Posted by: crossgirl | October 27, 2008 at 07:54 PM
I see that as a totally acceptable act. If I had done that on my wedding day, I'd be out by now,
Posted by: oldmanatee | October 27, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Braniff - or Big Arse for short.
Posted by: ScottMGS | October 28, 2008 at 02:26 AM
Sounds like certain family members threatened to disown him if he didn't marry the woman they told him to. Even though he was already happily married.
blah blah blah blah
Burning Chapel would make a great name for a rock band.
Posted by: Alfred | October 28, 2008 at 03:52 AM