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October 10, 2008

SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THEM THESE DAYS

(Via Gizmodo)

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Ok...I can't think of anything that won't sound dirty so I'll tape my fingers with duct tape. Carry on.

pussy bob Nope.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

dave! you MUST get this for the gift guide even though we are already done purchasing for the gift guide. because we should um.... well, you might need... umm... okay never mind.

Wipes clean with damp cloth.


Thank Gawd.

judi?? I'll get you extra batteries just in case ;-)

Hey, I order from Harriet Carter. Only tablecloths, but still. Time to dig out that catalog again...

I usually just use my hand when I want to stroke my um...kitty.

I agree. You really need to get this for judi's personal use the gift catalog. Does it come in different colors?

"Does it come in different colors?"

never heard it put quite that way, but.... sometimes!

Multiple colors?? who knew?

I just don't love my pet that much.

I was going to leave this thread in the very capable hands (*SNORK*) of the bloggettes, but couldn't resist one snipe... Are they "One size fits all?" (Ducks Siouxie's machete just in time... Thanks for the haircut!!) OK, from now on, I'll just blurk...

Adjustable wrist strap, good idea. Sometimes kitty gets a little wild.

Yes, random. And sometimes kitty gets wet, so I hope there is some sort of safety measure.

Wow, now I've been reading y'all for a long time and.. wow

It's a 'bobcat.'

By "blurk," I meant, "blurk, or snork when appropriate." Example: "*SNORKS* at Annie!"

I'll never see a ferril cat again without thinking of Sioux...

and needin' a cold shower.

*orders two*

What? I'm ambipetrous!

Don't laugh, it's got a palm, too. Fun for the whole family.

customer: could i try one on of those message gloves ?

clerk: certainly, sir (gives him demo).

customer: (loudly)Beg! Roll Over! Play Dead!

clerk: oh, you're going to use it to train your dog?

customer: dog?

And I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.

Does this work like a muff?

*blink*

Not at all, Meanie.

*blink blink*

But you do put you're hand in it to get warm, don't you?

*tilts head inquiringly*

Make tha "your", not "you're".

Nice kitty...nice kitty

...your favorite furry friend...

But what about women who go to the Completely Bare spa?

Lilo........I see on that page you can get a free "test patch"....How do I order one of these?

I could think of several neat uses for that appliance, however I choose to refrain from mentioning them.

Like a glove!

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