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October 28, 2008

PRODUCT OF THE MORNING SO FAR

The Tiddy Bear

(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)

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Is there a blog party and I'm the only one not there? tap, tap, tap. Is this thing on?

Two tiddies for the price of one! Just pay the extra $3.95 for shipping

I, personally, am fond of titties bare.

Maybe it's because I haven't had my coffee yet this morning...but what the heck is this thing? I love how they give you a button for purchasing, but not for more info.

CJ, you can also wear it inside your jock-strap to cushion the danglies. Or, on a day like today, to keep them warm.

Could this be Victoria's secret?

Do they make a Puddy Bear?

And new from the makers of The Tiddy Bear... The Shiddy Bear! Say good-bye to aching pressure from sitting for hours on a hard toilet seat! If you're on and off the crapper all day like me, then you'll love The Shiddy Bear! Plus, with it's handy strap, the risk of falling off, or in, the toilet is virtually eliminated!

Watch for the companion product, Shiddy Bear Toilet Tissue! Made from 100% plush stuffed bears ground into pulp, then pressed into rolls for your comfort! The days of painful digging from wiping with your old toilet paper are over! Coming soon!

Uh-oh. Looks like The Shiddy Bear may already be in danger of patent infringement.

Baby let me be,
Your lovin' Tiddy Bear
No more strap against your neck
Just slide me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your Tiddy Bear.

On your shoulder I can rest
So your seat belt's not too tight
Or snuggle into your chest
'Cause it's not too hot or cold,
No, it's just right!

Just wanna be, your Tiddy Bear
No more strap against your neck
Just slide me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your Tiddy Bear.

*Snork* @ Atticusser!

Observing where some of the women placed it, it could have been named Titty Bear.

Holy crap! I sent this in three months ago.

I heard their next product will be called The Cock Blocker.

Har har! I saw this on "Ellen" last week. She had a great time saying "tiddy" over and over and over and over... All in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, of course.

And if it rips an old ladies dress it would be The Biddy Tear. All rights reserved.

What a great video (when it finally runs). If you right-click on the video, you can zoom it to full screen. You can even pause it for better enjoyment of all those tiddys.

I am my wife's personal Tiddy Bear.

I believe I can reverse engineer a regular "teddy" bear into one of these gadgets. I have a heck of a time with seat belts myself.

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