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October 24, 2008

PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE LEAVING THIS BLOG

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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Okay, this comment was sent in from the bathroom. Just because.

Dave,
Here's a little poem. We try to keep this place so clean and neat. So, please be kind to your behind and don't pee pee on the seat!

Dave,
Here's a little poem. We try to keep this place so clean and neat. So, please be kind to your behind and don't pee pee on the seat!

Nice echo in the loo!

Soooo, "email" is now the code word for p0rn. mmmmkay.

Soooo, "email" is now the code word for p0rn. mmmmkay.

Its research revealed that one in ten broadband users have surfed the web while sat on the loo.

Brings a whole nother meaning to the phrase 'log on'.

Yes, excellent echo.

And "log off."

Given the surroundings, I'd be more afraid of "clap on -- clap off" ...

And here I thought the epitome of stupidity was talking on your cell phone in the loo... "Splash!" "Whoops!"

Is the bot just asleep or was it actually virtually-murdered last night?

Are these terlet bloggers taking a wide stance??

*waits approximately 20 mins for this posts to appear*

The bot needs some eXlax, eilbe.

Ewwwwww! Not quite ESP - u know my mind's in a different gutter ...

mmmmkay.

Maybe the Reader's Digest should manufacture a laptop.

Meh - not the place for my $3K MacBook Pro, thangcksz anyway.

p-mail?

Now you can IM and BM at the same time.

*cringes*
Ugh, how many people are doing their business, getting it on their laptop and spreading it around now? Aaaaaaaaarg!

*snork* @ Ford!

So, that's what happened to Neil! What a giant step ... down.

Wow, the bot really is constipated today. Took several minutes for that to show up.

Offering up some All Bran for the bot...

Soooo, "email" is now the code word for p0rn. mmmmkay.

Posted by: random thunking | 08:53 AM on October 24, 2008

P0rn? Wait, are guys actually using the potty when they take the computers in there...

and now low flow broadband connections to go with the loo-age.

poor neil, he was so high in the clouds... and now...

Now folks can multi-task on two sorts of downloading at once!

So, that's what happened to Neil! What a giant step ... down.

Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | 12:43 PM on October 24, 2008

From coaching da Bearsse?

There was a contest from Roto Rooter that included a bathroom set up with a PC and accessories. I wanted it dearly....

Question: Should we leave the laptop cover up or down when we're done?

Dear Abby (who has saved my marriage multiple times) had a letter today complaining about people talking on cell phones in the john, I mean lav, I mean loo.
It's the eternal conflict: Blackberries vs. Klingons!

I personally do not take my cell into the pottay because mrs. p. has an uncanny ability to call me at incredibly crucial moments. There's a whole frickin' SERIES of decisions when you're in the can and the cell phone goes off...

"Welcome to our Internet Service -rovider. Notice there's no P in it? Please leave it that way."

Anyone who has ever actually kept their laptop on their lap knows that the bottom gets pretty HOT!! On bare thighs it's much worse.

Meanie told me.

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