PEACE, LOVE & UNDERSTANDING?

(Thanks to MissV)

Comments

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

oh no.... Yoko got to him.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hmph. Dave's still signing after the 20th.

[Cheryl Howard]

Fine by me. I didn't want his autograph anyways.

*sends him a calendar*

[Annie Where-but-here]

I don't think his amp goes to 11. Or 9, even.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ouch, Cheryl. I went looking for a calendar of sexy republicans, but I couldn't find one.

[Siouxie]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY waitaminit, Annie!!!!

[Siouxie]

oh and *SMACK* @ Cheryl!

btw, Ringo can KMCA! I'm sure Pete Best would be happy to sign autographs. Pfft!

[Meanie the Blue]

Full circle?

[Annie Where-but-here]

No kidding, Sioux. Best was better.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

Now get off of my lawn!

[danceswithvowels]

Now that's some kinda marketing, Starkey, old bean! Instead of causing minor disappointment for a few thousand (a hundred? one or two odd?) fans, give everyone in the world a reason to ponder your existence. Virally. Brilliant! Cuckoo Cashew.

[Hammond Rye]

I have this fear that I will wake up one day and Ringo will be the last surviving Beatle. This will, of course, be the last sign heralding the Dark One's reign upon the Earth.
Have a nice day.

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

[Siouxie]

Funny toon

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

[Margaritaville]

Peace, love, and eff the hell off!

[Hanna]

Why doesn't he just get a rubber stamp of his signature and let it go? If people knew how many papers in the business world are signed by a secretary who can mimic the boss's signature perfectly, it would be even scarier than it is now. Ask Judi...

[Hanna]

Oops. I know Judi is much much more than a secretary. My bad.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Sorry, Annie. OffTheMark does not like hotlinking. You could probably get away with linking the whole page you want.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Thanks, Richard, but I think that was Siouxie who was told to get off the hotlink lawn. We look a lot alike, though. Easy mistake to make. I sign her name for her all the time.

[emkay]

One Ringo-dingy, two Ringo-dingy....

Let's send him a low-flow toilet to inscribe for Dave!

[Steve Haller]

Annie, there are no sexy Republicans.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm flabbergasted to discover he can write. After all, he's a drummer.
*ducks*

[padraig]

Gee, after seeing that video I just can't understand why his acting career never took off. *eye roll*

[anon]

"Do not send fan mail to any address that you have"? Does that mean no one ever will read fan mail ever again?

[judi]

hanna, i don't mind if you call me a secretary ;) but i NEVER sign Dave's stuff. i do have a stamp of his autograph (which is different from his signature, if you know what i mean) which i will occasionally use on something that is going to be faxed anyway. :) if i sign legal stuff, I sign my own name and * em if they don't like it.

[circuit7]

Ringo who?

[Telecomdropout]

R
I
NGO
and RINGO was his name-o !

Whut ??

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

Seems the two remaining mop-tops go heavy with the 'Just For Men' . . .

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm gonna send him a roll of two-ply and ask him to sign each square, without peeking at his driver's license to check the spelling.

[Telecomdropout]

Ya better send it Fed Ex, Annie. The deadline draws near.

[Cat R]

♫♫
But all I've got is a photograph...
♫♫

[Mot the Hoople]

Typical, f@#k the fans who put you where you are.

[Meanie the Blue]

Yeah, what a Meanie!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

And who does the 'peace' sign any more? Half of one of those would have been more appropriate . . .

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

The Beatles all look the same anyway . . .

[CJrun]

Dang it Ringo, I said sing, don't sing anything, ever again!

[gary]

dang, I had some stone washed-up jeans I wanted him to sign.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Good one, CJ.

I agree with what Siouxie said up there, other than the Cuban part.

[Jim J]

I think [url="http://www.offthemark.com/search-results/key/walking/"]this[/url] may be the page Siouxie's looking for

[Annie Where-but-here]

For the record, if Ringo sends me anything to sign, I will refuse. He can kiss my Siouxie's Cuban culo.

[Siouxie]

*snorks* @ CJ & Annie

Weird. That link werked fer me.

[RoJo]

And here I thought he was always the most fan-sensitive of the fab four?

Well, so much for that

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

For $3.99 and S&H, I would be happy to scribble Ringo's name on anything you send to me.

[Steve Haller]

At least I have yet to hear tell of anyone seeing Ringo's image on a taco ...

[insomniac]

(octopus' garden)
i'd like to pee
on those who'd like me
to autograph some photo that they've saved!

they want a piece
of me, but they should cease
i'm counting all the money that i've made!

i used to be so sappy, two or three
seconds, sign my name, and i'd be through
i'd like to pee
on those who'd like me
to autograph some photo that they've saved!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Although I did see his image on a Turko. (ok, so he's Palestinian...)

[padraig]

I've seen Ringo's image on a taco cook...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sounds like he's lost his head again.

[Danny]

♫♫ ... I'm a l-o-o-o-o-o-ser ...♫♫

[sparky]

1) All of the cool Beatles are dead.

2) Ringo has been the luckiest man on Earth for the last 45 years.

3) Pete Best happily and warmly signs autographs and poses for pictures with fans.

[frodolives]

I'm sure Ringo would sign something for Allan Sherman if he was still alive.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

The link from Jim J, which includes Siouxie's. (Sorry, Annie, chalk it up to premature senility.)

Siouxie, once you've displayed a page it's in your browser cache. If you cut-n-paste the link, then test it, your browser "helpfully" pulls it from the cache instead. That's my guess as to the problem, anyway.

[iain]

did he order everybody off of his lawn while he was at it?

[shell]

I never even knew that I really, really needed Ringo's autograph...or anyone else's. But, now that there is a time limit, I need EVERYONES! Please pay attention to the mailbox near you!

[SW]

No sexy Republicans? Ha ha ha.

[Grammar King]

Cheryl...do you also say 'anyhows'?

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ SW!

[Meanie the Blue]

And what if she do?

[Siouxie]

I say anywho. So what of that? eh?

[Anyway...]

I believe the point is that you don't pluralize 'anyway' at any time. Do ya gets it now?

[Meanie the Blue]

Well, I gotsed it before, too.

Consider, though, that this is a humor blog, not a thesis or a job application. We contribute for laughs, not to impress pedantics. Personal writing style sometimes, and often knowingly, trumps the rules of formal editorial style here. To boldly lighten up is a liberty you might want to take advantage of.

[biggin]

On the one hand I would say that Ringo is being a jerk but then again he has been signing autographs for a longer period of time than I have been alive and I am in my early 40's. Truth is, he doesn't need the fans anymore. He' been quite set for life for some time and there's not much left of that now.