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October 02, 2008

JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN A HOTEL ROOM

The aroma of previous guests.

Key Appropriate Byline: Kitty Bean Yancey

Comments

I'm speechless, and that's a first.

What a gas!

Reservation agent: Will you be wanting a farting or non-farting room, sir?

Opera and farting. Works for me.

What was the name of that chain, Extended Spray Hotels?

My wife would say it's the perfect hotel for me.

NTTAWWT

I give it two cheeks down. Gross.

I have, ummm, reservations.

Mattress injections. Nice.


*puke*

The Home-Away-From-Home of Mudstuffin.

and their follow up campaign will feature men relaxed and homey enough to pleasure themselves on the bedspread!

ewww cg!! ejections & secretions?

We'll leave the fan on for ya.

It's Motel Stink.

We'll leave the UV light on for ya.

crossgirl - what theme music will they use - the William Tell Overture?

That was hilarious! I can't believe people are getting their asses up in the air over it.

You can also take a break at these fine hotels.

Now if they had dogs pissing on newly finished hardwood floors and cats pissing on laundry, then I'd feel at home.

That's nothin'. Up here in Canuckastan we have a chain of motels called Super8. That is gross.

ExtendedStay is now changing its name to Flatul8.

I believe I heard that Extended Stay is being taken over by Pfizer....

Do not dis-turd.

"The Home-Away-From-Home of Mudstuffin."

yah, i was thinking that they were pushing pretty hard for my business, which is odd 'cause i don't travel a lot.

Good thing none of them were sharts. (short for "sh*t fart)

Here I sit
all discomfitted.
Tried to fart
and, instead,....

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