Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
That story stinks!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 01, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Sewage? A potluck? I'll bring the haggis.
Congrats, Dave. I think.
Posted by: SW | October 01, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Nice try, Dave, but I will not take it from you, no matter how much you beg.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 01, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Damn. You can't use profanities. Well then forget it.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 01, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Combined Resource Assessment Plant...
for Recycling Downloaded Biogenic Data
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 01, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Could we pool (I resisted saying cesspool) our money and have it named after Gene Weingarten, the King of the Poop Joke?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 01, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Say my name, say my name
Every time you flush, now
Wanna hear you gush, now
Let's hear you say my name
Say my name, say my name
Treating all that waste, now
Tossing out good taste, now
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
Sewage getting treated
Competition's heated
Better say my name
Say my name, say my name
Every time you smell it
Wanna hear you yell it
Gonna revel in the fame
Posted by: Cat R | October 01, 2008 at 02:01 PM
Great ebay find . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 01, 2008 at 03:01 PM