IS THERE A PROBLEM, WARDENS?
A man is caught with six live lobsters in his pants.
(Thanks to Danny)
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October 12, 2008
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Hahahah, lobster in pants is disguisting.:P
Posted by: Alexander | October 12, 2008 at 11:11 AM
"Lobster Crime and Punishment," by Fyodor Crustacean Dostoevsky...
Posted by: frodolives | October 12, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Is that a lobster in your pants or is the sight of me painful?
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 12, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Are you going to EAT that??? You don't know where it's been!!!
Posted by: frodolives | October 12, 2008 at 11:24 AM
I've heard of crusty underwear but...crustacean?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 12, 2008 at 11:35 AM
If the bulge didn't give him away, the melted butter dribbling out of his pants would have done it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 12, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Oh, Meanie, did you have to?
I used to love lobster and butter...
Posted by: Cat R | October 12, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Of course the real "eewwww" moment would be when the warden reports that he took six crustaceans out of the guy's pants, and the guy is CERTAIN he only put FIVE in...
Posted by: padraig | October 12, 2008 at 12:01 PM
This guy had better be sure no one has one of these.
Posted by: frodolives | October 12, 2008 at 12:03 PM
padraig --
or seven!
o_O
Posted by: Cat R | October 12, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Cat, just when I start to think I'm the most twisted pervert in this gang of reprobates... your kung fu is truly greater than mine.
In other words, *snork*
Posted by: padraig | October 12, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Cat, now I keep picturing the warden shaking his head and saying, "I ain't goin' back in there. No way. I got the first six."
Posted by: padraig | October 12, 2008 at 12:17 PM
LOL!
Posted by: Cat R | October 12, 2008 at 12:21 PM
He can poach lobsters in his pants? Now, that takes talent!
Posted by: Suzy Q | October 12, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Don't braise me, bro!!!
Posted by: frodolives | October 12, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Ladies and gents, give it up for...The Lobster Maniacs!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 12, 2008 at 01:47 PM
At least he didn't have crabs.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 12, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Warden: "So, let me see, we've got six lobsters, two oysters, one shrimp..."
Posted by: frodolives | October 12, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Now I understand why the other lady poured boiling water on her husband!!
I've just discovered the meaning of life, I swear to you.
Posted by: SarcasmStar | October 12, 2008 at 07:16 PM
Hey Siouxie !!! I must be tired or depraved (you choose) I saw "GET it up for the Lobster Maniacs"
Posted by: Jazzzz | October 12, 2008 at 09:32 PM
Hey Jazzzzie!!! I like depraved ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | October 12, 2008 at 10:53 PM
No. Seriously Warden.
I've got crabs!
Have a look yourself!
Posted by: Dazzle | October 13, 2008 at 02:53 AM