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October 20, 2008

IS THAT SHRIMP IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST ________ ?

Fill in the blank.

(Thanks to NJ)

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...getting out of the pool??

...George Costanza?

...unhappy to see me?

hey!

It is a jumbo shrimp

...naturally lumpy?

.... looking for the Prepar@tion H?

... unfortunately deveined?

That must have been cocktail shrimp.

Peel and eat, even.

The Detective's attention was first attracted when he noticed the suspect's pants were the only ones that appeared to fit without a belt.

... out of socks?

...back from getting circumcised? OY!

...decided to shoplift an banana instead? Woot for the healthier route!!

Hey that rhymed.

At least he didn't try to steal the live lobster. Or perhaps that might have been better, gene-pool-wise.

First time I ever got credited for something sent in. Woohoo!

(Thought Judi might go for it since it is about a Florida man and his pants.)

... sorry it was frozen?

and *snork* at Steve for "naturally lumpy."

... cold?

... usually that enthusiastic while humping the cocktail sauce?

When they say he stuffed shrimp in his pants, I hope they don't mean an extremely short person....

...or just some unwitting prawns in your evil stream?

... leaking Remoulade sauce?

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